The Outdoor Scenes
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"DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE OF ELITA GAGS MOTLEY?"
"IF SO. I am of corse open to sujestions of what gags I can use against The Elf Brat."
taps foot I STILL have those Pipes of Pan you know... maybe I should play you a little jig to make sure they're still in tune...
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"Oh HAY, HAY, NO, NO I WAS JOKEING, I WAS JUST JOKEING."
"NO LOOK WE CAN WORK THIS OUT, THERES NO NEED FOR THIS."
"THIS IS NOT LOVELY."
"LOOK WE CAN DO A DEAL MISS ELITA."
"I'M SURE I CAN GET HIS LORDSHIP TO GIVE YOU A VERY CUSHY JOB IN THE OPPOSITION RANKS."
"COME ON WHAT YER SAY ?"
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"Oh HAY, HAY, NO, NO I WAS JOKEING, I WAS JUST JOKEING."
"NO LOOK WE CAN WORK THIS OUT, THERES NO NEED FOR THIS."
"THIS IS NOT LOVELY."
"LOOK WE CAN DO A DEAL MISS ELITA."
"I'M SURE I CAN GET HIS LORDSHIP TO GIVE YOU A VERY CUSHY JOB IN THE OPPOSITION RANKS."
"COME ON WHAT YER SAY ?"
stops playing Cushy you say? Hmmmmmm... nah! I like being my own boss. Got any Firestones for Smirky? and starts playing the pipes again
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"OH GOD"
"NO I ANIT GOT ANY STUPIED FIRESTONES FOR THAT STUPIED DRAGON."
Posted by: Elita
Cushy you say? Hmmmmmm... nah! I like being my own boss
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'AM I HAS OTHROITY."
"AN BESIDES YOUR NO BETTER THEN ME.."
"YOU HATES DUNGEONEERS AS MUCH AS I DO"
"FLIPPIN HECK WE'VE BOTH KILLED ONE AS WELL."
"AN ON THE SIDE OF HIS LORDSHIP YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM AS MUCH."
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"AN BESIDES YOUR NO BETTER THEN ME.."
"YOU HATES DUNGEONEERS AS MUCH AS I DO"
"FLIPPIN HECK WE'VE BOTH KILLED ONE AS WELL."
"AN ON THE SIDE OF HIS LORDSHIP YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM AS MUCH."
Oh come on, I didn't kill that twit... I just didn't help her! Besides, if they get the chop on the Corridor that ain't my fault! Stupid scumpots should learn their left from their right! and continues to play the pipes
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"YOU LITTLE LIER."
"YOU KNEW SHE WOULD'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE CoB WITHOUT YOUR HELP."
"ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AN ME IS AT LEST I KILLS YER TO YER FACE AN DOSEN'T SEND YOU INTO THE MOST MONSTEROUS CONTRP, ERR, CANTRAP, ERRR, CON, CAN."
"WELL MOST RUDY AUFULL DUNGEON TRAP EVER BUILT."
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"YOU LITTLE LIER."
"YOU KNEW SHE WOULD'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE CoB WITHOUT YOUR HELP."
"ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AN ME IS AT LEST I KILLS YER TO YER FACE AN DOSEN'T SEND YOU INTO THE MOST MONSTEROUS CONTRP, ERR, CANTRAP, ERRR, CON, CAN."
"WELL MOST RUDY AUFULL DUNGEON TRAP EVER BUILT."
Well, in response I would say "So what?" and "the word you're looking for is 'contraption'". And did I build the bloody thing? No! It's an occupational hazard for a helmet-head... and let's see if you can dance a bit quicker... starts playing the pipes faster
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"OH GOD WERE ARE THE OTHER OPPOSITION HENCHMEN."
"HANDS"
"SCARAMOUNGER"
"SNAPPER-JACK"
"LISSARD"
"GOD EVEN RAPTOR"
"SOMEBODY HELP."
"Look Miss Elita."
"I think we may have got off on the wrong foot here."
"Why don't you put those pipes down like the butifull, inteligent little Caven Elf that you are."
"And we'll talk, You find I'm not realy THAT BAD."
"How Dose That Sound."
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"Look Miss Elita."
"I think we may have got off on the wrong foot here."
"Why don't you put those pipes down like the butifull, inteligent little Caven Elf that you are."
"And we'll talk, You find I'm not realy THAT BAD."
"How Dose That Sound."
Well, you could always say you're sorry... then I MIGHT think about putting the pipes down...
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"OH ALL RIGTH I'M SOR...
"I'M SORR..
"I'M SOR, I'M SOR.
"RUDY HELL I CAN'T SAY THAT WORD. IT COMES TO ME ABOUT AS NATURALY AS A COMPLIMENT COMES TO YOU."
Ah, I see. Well in that case, I guess I'll just have to accept "Sorr" since at least that's only one letter short...
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"OH THANK GOD."
"YOU LITTLE ELF BRAT I OWE YOU ONE."
(In a sweet voice)
"Hay Elita Maby next Time we can dance together hmmm.
"Here For you."
Right, you asked for it Skarky. Watch out for the entrance to the Trial by Spikes now... and starts playing a jig on the Pipes of Pan as fast as she can -
"OH NO YOU DON'T."
Bhal-Sheba flies in to sight.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU OVER GROWN RED LISSARD."
Bhal-Sheba Picks Skarkill Up and flies off towards Marblehead.
"HAHAHAHA......LOVELY."
"SEE YOU AROUND ELF BRAT."
HEY! That is SO not fair! and proceeds to swear and curse until the air around her turns blue
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