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My Artical Is Up.

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    MoanaLiza
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    I'd hate to share an email box with anyone in my family yet alone my dad. I like my privacy too much. Me and my dad even have our computers in different rooms due to me moaning and tutting too much whenever he was on his, which used to be right next to mine. I get paranoid very easy thinking that people are looking over my shoulder at what I'm doing when they are in the same room as me.

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Yes, well done. I'll look forward to reading the rest in future editions.

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        HStorm
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        It's very well-written, but it's difficult to draw any deeper conclusions until I've read the rest of the article, so I'll withhold full assessment till then.

        Looking good tho.

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          I agree having also read it.

          Any bets on who's going to be Number 1?  ;D

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            HStorm
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            I'll take bets of 500/1 against Mumsie from The Crystal Maze.

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              MoanaLiza
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              or even 200/1 against Pat Sharpe and 1000/1 against ETP!

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                I'll take bets of 500/1 against Mumsie from The Crystal Maze.

                Just don't offer the same odds on the rather menacing Auntie Sabrina. I have a funny feeling she'll be on the list somewhere.

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                  Drassil
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                  Remember how Crystal Maze used to do children's specials? It's perhaps a shame that Knightmare never tried out adult team specials...

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                    HStorm
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                    No way, the adults would've been rubbish! We don't know how to do anything lateral after our twentieth birthday.

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                      or even 1000/1 against ETP!

                      Who The Hell is ETP when he's at home?

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        Who The Hell is ETP when he's at home?

                        Edward Tudor-Pole, second-best host of The Crystal Maze, member of Ten Pole Tudor, actor, and annoying git.

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                          Skarkill
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                          Oh him, He always reminded me of Dr.Who mark 6 aka Colin Baker.

                          Another anoying Git.

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                            Edward Tudor-Pole, second-best host of The Crystal Maze, member of Ten Pole Tudor, actor, and annoying git.

                            And my number one reason why Knightmare is better than THe Crystal Maze.

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                              Drassil
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                              I have an 80s compilation CD with a song on it by Ten Pole Tudor (ETP's band) called 'Swords Of A Thousand Men'. But I think there are more men than that  - and women, and animals - wishing to brandish blades at him. I suggest we let Richard O'Brien jump ahead in the queue.

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                I have an 80s compilation CD with a song on it by Ten Pole Tudor (ETP's band) called 'Swords Of A Thousand Men'.

                                Oh, you poor thing. I've got it on a compilation too. I guess that's the only way most sane people would get to own it, since it is, quite frankly, crap. My opinion.

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                                  Drassil
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                                  I don't know what the song is like - I always feel compelled to skip it. I saw a few seconds of Ten Pole Tudor on Top Of The Pops 2 once - that was more than enough for me to form an opinion.

                                  What's more, on the official Crystal Maze video, there is a scene at the end where Richard O'Brien (or rather, a stunt hand from a figure off-camera) pens a farewell/hand-over letter to Mr. Tudor-Pole.

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                                    I don't see a similarity between Ed Tudor Pole and Colin Baker, for I like the latter, not the former, in fact have acted with the latter.  Very nice man is Colin.

                                    Anyway, I recall Ten Tudor etc....I wish I didn't, but I do, and I too once owned, well my dad once owned a tape with sme of that material on it.  Euch.

                                    It was a pity Richard chose to leave when he did.

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                                      Drassil
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                                      It's exactly two years since I spotted a cheap harmonica in a newsagent, bought it, and started teaching myself. I had Mary Had A Little Lamb nailed down, so to speak, within half an hour. My talent is questionable, but my repertoire is still increasing. However, I will never come close to the panache with which Richard O'Brien used to lean against the wall of the Medieval Zone, and, heedless of the fuss the team was making in the background over the latest challenge, play on his harmonica. Masterful.

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                                        I don't see a similarity between Ed Tudor Pole and Colin Baker, for I like the latter, not the former, in fact have acted with the latter.  Very nice man is Colin.

                                        I don't dought Colin is a nice man in real life.

                                        I ment that his portraly as Doctor Who was just like Ed Tudor Pole presenting The Crystal Maze.

                                        It shouldn't of happaned. His Doctor always sucedes in windeing me up, He is such an arragont git & the less said about his outfit the better. I have tryed to watch some of his episoeds because my dad like his Doctor and I do try and look for good points but I always end up wanting to strangle the Doctor.

                                        I got nothing aginst Colin Baker the actor or Colin Baker the person, Just aginst his version of the Doctor.

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