Scariest Monsters

Snowwiewolf

You do? I was going to get a pet scorpion and a corn snake and rainbow boa and pirahnas (theyre so cute)

HStorm

It was unsettling in S3, but a wasted room in S2 because of the careless geometry. All the team had to was get the dungeoneer to walk to the right wall and they'd be out of its reach all the way past.

In S3 they'd removed a couple of slabs from the floor, which made it a lot more awkward. However, even then it turned out not to be that big a deal. One team got hit by the tail and it took about three seconds off the life force clock. Practically harmless.

HStorm

Snowwie don't be so horrible to Skarks. He's already had the heartbreaking news this week that Stephanie Hesp is already married. Making fun of him for being a bit of a wuss about scorpions would be really cruel, so you shouldn't do it.

Well not much anyway.

Snowwiewolf

Actually I was telling the truth. I like all scary animlas accept for certain spiders. The big hairy ones are nice, but I cant stand the slimy looking ones.

HStorm

Do you find Ariadne cute then?

I feel another new thread is imminent, folx. "Which KM monster did you find the CUTEST?" Sound good?

Skarkill

I Know whos The worst Monster on This Forum.

But I'm not going to name names Cough SnowwiewolfCough

MoanaLiza

Well the thread certainly wouldn't be started by me as I didn't really find any of the monsters particularly cute! Anyway please be knice to my wolf friend!

HStorm

Only if she's nice to poor defenceless little heartbroken Skarkill. (Y'know, the pathetic Scorpiophobe.)

Gives Skarkill a playful pat on the head and hugs him protectively.

Then screams as Skarkill clips the nads into the portable codling grinder.

Skarkill

"DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR ARM ROUND ME AGNIE. OR I'LL DO WORSE THEN THIS."

Titerns The Grinder.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...............LOVELY."

HStorm

Tears of pain, sweat on brow, breathing in short, desperate gasps.

Not a wholly unpleasant experience then. Although I do have an inkling of what it's like being Julian Clary's house guest.

Snowwiewolf

Sigh Strom what are you afraid of?

Dont worry Skarry I'm not going to bring a scorpion here, just my pet boa and some pirahnas.

ps: Throws HStorm in a pool filled with pirahnas Its their feeding time

HStorm

It's not fear, Snowwie. Just pure pain. Like I say, not entirely without pleasure. Thanks for the piranha swim by the way. They won't eat me though, because they say they quite like me.

Snowwiewolf

Actually they said that you taste wors than a wilderbeast thats been in a compost for a month...

HStorm

Er... well, yes. That too. But... one of them did say they quite LIKE compost. I don't think he was kidding... was he?

Goes and sits in corner, all dejected.

Snowwiewolf

That was propably Gorse, he likes everything that tastes moldy

Snowwiewolf

You were lucky that Peachie wasnt there she would have rendered you in to a skeleton in a matter of seconds

Snowwiewolf

Spell casting: F-I-L-L-E-T

And I meant skeleton ::)

Skarkill

Snowwiewolf is getting out of control agine so.

SPELLCASTING.

S.....T.....O.....C.....K.....S.

Snowwie is instantly Locked in the stocks.

"You'll stay there till either I decide to let you out or some one lets you out."

Snowwiewolf

Actually its mommy ::)

Snowwiewolf

I blame TV.

Anyways you're annoying me. Do you know what happends to people that annoy me? Accept for my little brother