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    Fidjit
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    They say they hunt dolphins by using harpoons... Why not grenades or rockets... Divert them to the shore!

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      JamesA
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      carefully casts OPPOSITE spell before consuming poisoned tea

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        JamesA
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        😮 but boy can he still feel that caffeine!

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          JamesA
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          It doesn't taste that bad now if you ask me actually  ;D

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            JamesA
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            School messages eh?

            "MOGDRED WOZ ERE - LOOK UPON THIS MESSAGE.... LOOK UPON THIS MESSAGE AND QUAIL."

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              Snowwiewolf
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              I'm back!  ;D

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Blimey, can you believe the effect a couple of hours posting against Snowwie can have on people?  

                I'm twice her age almost and she's soon got me typing up the kinds of messages I used to write on the desks when I was bored in maths classes at school! >Sheesh!<

                aww hugs

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  Blanc turns HStorm in to a chihuhua and laughs

                  "I'm beginning to like Blanc"

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    You should meet my Mother and little brother, then you would know the true meaning of "bizarre"

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                      Snowwiewolf
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                      Actually my mother told me to say that, she's here next to me... laughing  ;D

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        Snowwies Mom: I am  😄 but not because of those perticular features.

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          Snowwies Mom: She has! She's intelligent(takes after her mother), beautiful(just like her mother), has a great sense of humour(guess where that comes from?) and is vindictive and bloodthirsty, and thats on her good days!

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                            Goodness me 13 pages full of arguements, Snowwie you sure know how to start something big! Poor Snowwie's mum having to put up with her!!!  🙂

                             (just kidding)

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Snowwies mother: Yea tell me about it  😉

                              Snowwiewolf: Sigh Skarkie you havent met Blanc yet?

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                                Hay HStorm why don't you qite picking on Snowwie & trying to kill her.

                                "THAT'S MY JOB."

                                "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.................LOVELY."

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Blanc turns Sarkill in to a goblin and laughs like a maniac

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    Blanc turns HStorm in to manicles

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                                      Skarkill
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                                      "Errr Snowwie, I hate to burst your buble but TRANSFORMATION Spells will only work on things that don't already hasve something in comern with what you are trying to turn them in to."

                                      "Goblain Masters are Half Goblain, So I has Goblain Blood in me."

                                      "So Blancky's Daft Spell ain't goner work."

                                      "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............LOVELY."

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        Blanc kicks Skarky in the face

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          "OWWWW"

                                          "WHY YOU LITTLE."

                                          Skarkill Belts Blank one in the face with his Manicals.

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