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Motley! Good or Bad?

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #23

    I wouldn't say that post was risque particularly, even though Illusion was online when you sent it!

    Joe GJ suggested the "shafted" line to me a few weeks ago as a replacement for one of the lines that I put in the "Fifty Most Suggestive" article. Do you agree with him, GG?

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      GJ suggested the "shafted" line to me a few weeks ago as a replacement for one of the lines that I put in the "Fifty Most Suggestive" article. Do you agree with him, GG?

      Probably, that line is pretty suggestive. Sorry, took me a second to work out who Joe GJ was. Thought some Challenge announcer had been writing to you, for a moment.

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      • HStormH
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        HStorm
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        That's an amazing idea. You're confusing me with someone who has influence, or something!

        Anyway I think I will use it to replace one of the ones at the weaker end of the list, as it sounds like that's what you're leaning towards.

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          Turns Lord_Bob in to a cat

          Bob is unaffected due to his armour.

          How many times do I have to explain about my armour?

          Throws Festus a treat (Snowwie)

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            Throws Festus a treat (Snowwie)

            Ooh, that is nice of you dearie. Festus will love that. 'E gets so sick of bones, and I can't steal Pedigree Chum from the Level 1 Asda quickly enough to keep up with 'is terrible 'unger.

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              Snowwiewolf
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              Walks back covered in drool

              "OK whos the wise guy!?! I'm warning you guys, I'm in a creative and vengeful mood. And emotially unstable because of a horrid scene I wrote"

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                Guest
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                #29

                Well if you're going to turn someone into a cat you can expect some retribution!!

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  #30

                  retribution? Whats that mean?

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #31

                    Punishment!

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                      Snowwiewolf
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                      #32

                      Turns HStorm in to a glove

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                        Guest
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                        #33

                        You sure dinia's exist?

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          #34

                          What really does exsist? Is existance somehting that we see? Or something all together different

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            The gun pointing at your head really does exist. As does the bullet that is going to pierce its way into your skull if Timmy doesn't stop throwing things at me!!!!!!

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              You'll have to ask Timonthy, since he doesnt listen to me in this matter

                              Turns HStorm in to a raccoon

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                                Guest
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                                #37

                                Turns a raccon into HStorm Now stop messing around with transmogrification!

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  Why not give Snowwie a taste of her own medicine?  😄

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                                    Guest
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                                    Turns Snowwie into a bottle of medicene labelled 'Her Own'  ;D

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      #40

                                      turns everyone in in to transmogrifying potions

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                                        Guest
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                                        Turns himself back and does an anti transmogrification shield around the forum, anyone attempting to transform others will turn into a bat.

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          Bites Lord Bobs neck

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