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69 Dungeoneers (parody of 99 Red Balloons by Nena)

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    Drassil
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    Excellent lyrics, Visage. Where've you been all our lives?  ;D

    We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it?

    It's here, it's here - sorry for the delay.  ;D Based of course on Nena's 99 Red Balloons. From Series 1-8, there were indeed 69 teams and therefore 69 dungeoneers.

    You and I in a little tuck shop

    Fill out application forms with the biros we've got

    Send them off at the break of dawn

    'Til one by one, they were gone

    Back at home, replies are there

    With the message, 'You're on Knightmare'

    Boarding trains we wave goodbye

    69 dungeoneers go by

    69 dungeoneers

    Walking into Level One

    Goblin horns, it's red alert

    There's something here from somewhere else

    The Opposition springs to life

    Opens up one evil eye

    With a spyglass we can pry

    When 69 dungeoneers go by

    On a Mount in his retreat

    Lord Fear and his minions meet

    To tarry, harry, super-parry

    Call the troops out after Barry

    'This is what we've waited for

    This is it, boys, this is war'

    The schoolkids' pride is on the line

    As 69 dungeoneers go by

    69 Knights of the realm

    Ride scaly dragons in a Helm

    Everyone's a boy/girl hero

    Everyone's a child at work

    With orders to pick up the clues

    To help a friend and dodge a ruse

    Nasty when the weak ones die

    As 69 dungeoneers go by

    Myriad dreams I have had

    In every one a dungeoneer

    It's all over and I'm standin' there

    Thinking back to days of Knightmare

    If I could find a souvenir

    Just to prove the show was here

    And here is a video

    I think of you and let it go...

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