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    How many times did Elita call someone a faceache and how many different insults did she use?

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      How many different references to dungeoneers did Lord Fear have and what were they?

      How many time could actors with main dungeon characters be spotted in the background as extras?

      Bloopers?

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        Kieran
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        How many times did a team use Smirkenoff for a flight?

        How many times did he accept a Dragon Mint for payment?

        What's the highest amount of characters any 1 actor has playd in Knightmare?

        How many versions of the Opening and closing theme were there? (Easier, but you could add 'For an episode in S7, the lead-in stutters came in twice, as oppsed to just once, just to be more picky!)

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          HStorm
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          Okay, the first draft is now more or less complete apart from Anoraks' Corner. I'd be grateful if volunteers would come forward to help me do research for that.

          The rest of the FANSFAQ is done though. Once AC is done, I'll do a full redraft of the whole thing and then it'll be ready to go live. Should be before the end of the month.

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            Drassil
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            Is it too late for one more suggestion?

            A look at the grey area concerning the 'walking suit of armour': it has been called an automatum (I think), a behemoth, and even a frightknight (by Gundrada in S4, and maybe others)! If I'm wrong about any of that, it only goes to show that a clarification of the issue would be helpful!

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              HStorm
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              Which particular "walking suit of armour" are you referring to?

              The automatum was a clockwork robot from S2, the frightknights were Lord Fear's warriors from S5, and the behemoth was the heavy-duty machine from S6. These were all separate entities.

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                Drassil
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                For more on the possible use of the terms 'behemoth' and 'frightknight' to describe the walking suit of armour seen in S3 & 4, see the 'Interview With Edmund Dehn' thread:

                http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1073602618;start=15

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  Are you still looking for suggestions about stats? Sorry, forgot you'd mentioned this.

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    Oh, and yes, we've discussed possible Frightknight references in S4 several times before. It was definitely called a Behemoth by Hugo in S3.

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                      HStorm
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                      Mm, okay. Yeah if you want to offer more suggestions for stats, or indeed anything else, by all means let me know.

                      The current FANSFAQ, incidentally, is only version 1.0. It will doubtless need updating every few months even after it's completed as the picture will always be changing, so even if you don't get any extra ideas till after it's published, please still let me know, and I'll simply add them into a later version.

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        Okies, off the top of my head:

                        How many different ways to get from one level to the next were used?

                        How many (different) spells were cast?

                        How many times did a Wall Monster threaten to "feed on" a Dungeoneer?

                        How many times did Mrs. Grimwold call someone "dearie"?

                        How many times did Treguard say "Caution, Team" or some derivative?

                        I'm sure I can think of more, and help probably help with the research, if you need extra hands, obviously depending on other commitments.

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                          HStorm
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                          Yep, I'll take those, except the "Caution team" one, as that one'll go on forever!

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                            FrightKnight
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                            I'd guess about 300 for that one!

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              I'm tempted to find that one out for myself, hehe.

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                                HStorm
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                                Well if you can find out, GG, I'll include it. If you can't I won't.  😉

                                Anyway, here is the current list of questions that will definitely be in Anorak's Corner...

                                     How many times did Treguard say, "Oooooh nasty..."

                                     - overall?                  

                                     - in each season?            

                                     

                                How many times did Treguard say, "Oh dear, what a pity"?

                                     

                                How many quests ended with a dungeoneer falling to their doom?

                                     

                                How many times did Merlin forget his own name?

                                     

                                How many times did Mogdred boom at someone to "Quail!"?

                                     

                                How many pond-life references did Lord Fear use for Lissard?

                                     

                                How many people criticised Lissard's bad breath?

                                     

                                How many people did Cedric call a dogsbottom?

                                     

                                How many dungeoneers died in level 1?

                                     

                                How many dungeoneers died in level 2?

                                     

                                How many dungeoneers died in level 3?

                                     

                                How many perfect-score riddle contests were there...

                                     - in total?

                                     - against Olgarth?

                                     - against Granitas?

                                     - against Igneous?

                                     - against Golgarach?

                                     - against Brangwen?

                                     - against the Brollachan?

                                     - against Cedric?

                                     - against Snapper Jack?

                                How many times did Lissard refer to Lord Fear as "Lordness"?

                                How many times could the sound of a horn be heard?

                                How many spyglass sequences were there?

                                How many people were trapped in the stocks, and how many times each?

                                How many times did Elita call someone a faceache?

                                How many different insults did Elita use?

                                How many times could actors who normally played main dungeon characters be spotted in the background as extras?

                                How many bloopers were there throughout the series?

                                Which quest was the longest?

                                Which quest was the shortest?

                                What was the average timespan for a quest?

                                How many different ways to get from one level to the next were used?

                                How many dungeoneers flew on Smirkenorff?

                                How many times did Smirkenorff accept a dragon mint as fare for travel?

                                What's the highest number of characters any one actor has played in Knightmare?

                                How many different spells were cast throughout the history of the series?

                                How many times did a wall monster threaten to "feed on" a Dungeoneer?

                                How many times did Mrs. Grimwold call someone "dearie"?

                                Which region of the country was the best at Knightmare?

                                Anyone who has answers to any of the above, please send them to me ASAP as it'll save me some research. Although I do know already that Treguard said "Oooo nasty!" only twice in season one.

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                                  JoeGrocottJames
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                                  Sorry if this has already been included, but I can't see this one (it seems such an obvious one as well):

                                  How many rooms/scenes were encountered in total? (When the same room is used for different quests, count it each time that room is used, and with tunnels, only count them if anything happens in them, not if they simply walk through them. Count the descender as one room for each time it is used (not two), and ditto the Smirkenorff flight sequence).

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                                    HStorm
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                                    Mm, I'm a bit nervous about including that one, Joe, it's a very big ask. Let me think about it.

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                                      Kieran
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                                      Might be a bit tricky, that one!

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        Thought of another-

                                        How many times Majida used the phrase "Eees too Deefeecult".

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                                          JoeGrocottJames
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                                          With the RPG, according to the logs on the main site, there are two winners, one in season 1 and one in season 2 (the last team, with Hiltono, aka Oliver Hilton from Dunstan's team in series . However, the FANSFAQ says that only one team won, in season 1.

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