Fat Bottomed Guards (parody of Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen)

Drassil

Another Queen one then. To the tune of Fat Bottomed Girls:

Are you gonna take my gold tonight ?

Ah down beneath that violet light

Are you gonna let it all hang out ?

Fat bottomed guards

You make the bloppin' world go round

Hey I was just a dungeoneer

Never knew the taste of fear

But I knew lard before I got to Level Three - huh

Left alone with big Fatilla

Sure he ain't no ladykiller

Heap big sentry you made a brave kid out of me

Hey hey!

Wooh

I've been wandering for my team

Through the dungeon across the deme

I seen wizards, maids and jesters on the way, hey

But they lack the wit and pace

Of tavern monks like Brother Mace

Take me to them drunken clerics everytime

C'mon

Oh won't you give me spells tonight ?

With mirth and girth that are not slight

Oh and you wear a silly rope

Fat bottomed monks you make the Latin world go round

Hey listen here

Now I have journeyed far from home

I need food and firestones

I'm a stranger here in this reality (I tell you)

Oh but I still get my pleasure

When there's waists too big to measure

Heap big people you gonna make a big knight out of me

Now get this

Oh (I know) you gonna take my gold tonight (please)

With mirth and girth that are not slight

Are you gonna let it all hang out ?

Fat bottomed guards you make the bloppin' world go round yeah

Fat bottomed monks you make the Latin world go round

Fidjit

That was cool!