Knightmare Crush
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- Stealing Elita's voice and hurrling it down the Sewers of Goth
tapping the Lightning Rod meaningfully If you're looking for another frying Goblin-boy, yer on the right track....
And as for me, it would have to be a tie between Majida and Stilletta. Like HStorm I appreciate Majida's lack of complete spinelessness. And Stilletta? Well, she'd just be eye candy. (eh, so I can be shallow. Bite me) Gwendoline the Greenwarden would be next after them.
I also have a bit of a thing for Lillith. (YES! I KNOW SHE IS ALSO MILDREAD! I DO NOT NEED TO BE INFORMED OF THIS!!!) I think it's that arrogant, domineering attitude that does it...
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"Goblin-Boy? WHO ARE YOU CALLING GOBLIN-BOY ELF- BRAT."
"Were's my Irons I'm going to lock you in a cell with Gretal."
Well, since YOU are the only one here who frequents with goblins, I'd have thought it blindingly obvious (even for those with one eye) that I was referring to you, faceache.
Oh, and you know the good thing about 'yer irons'? Metal is SUCH a lovely conductor. taking aim with the Lightning Rod
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"Cheeky Imp."
"It's Goblin MASTER not Goblin-Boy."
"I've half a mind to throw YOU into the sewers of Goth never mind your rudy voice."
Oh REALLY now Goblin-boy? Did you finally work out that leaving me in a bloody box was fairly pointless since some stupid helpful little Dungeoneer would just let me out again? And since the Sewers of Goth can hardly smell worse than you, I'm sure I'll cope.
Failing that... changes the Lightning Rod settings from 'Singe' to ''Fricassé
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Fricassé, derived from the French Fricassée, from the feminine past participle of fricasser - 'to fricassée'. Probably developed from the verb 'frire' - 'to fry'. I could go into the etymology a bit more, but I think it's about time for a practical demonstration... and blasts Skarkill with the Lightning Rod
Are we clarified yet?
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"ARRRRRRRRGHRRRREEEERGHRRR."
"ELITAAAAAAAAAAA."
"You Elf-Brat, You slugrat,you annoying little pest, You Rude little Cow...Leaf."
"Look what you've done to my clothes. An they only cleaned 7 months ago."
cackles Ah, Skarky, one day you'll realise that if you play with fire, you get burned. and cartwheels off to cause trouble elsewhere
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Would have to go with Stiletta for sheer lovliness.
Although I always wanted to go and tug on Treguards beard. Do you reckon it would have opened a magical door directly to Level 3?
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HEY! Remember moi? (Probably not actually but ne'er mind) Haven't visited in ages cause of f*****g uni/degree stress!
So chuffed to see the nu series of the 'mare back on Challenge.
Have been coping with Takeshi's Castle, Crystal Maze and the Glads (Gladiators) up to now (which I still lurve)
Anyway, thought I'd come see how everyone was doing and found this thread - definitely up my sick twisted alley, I love whoever said LF was the fetishist's bag - oh yes master!My God this is miles more entertaining than a fecking Poltics essay! Yawn!
Love yaz
LFIAF
excited 2 b back
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How's tiny getting on Skarky, any more broken feet?
And will it be the irons for me today?...
I hope so...
Nice to see you too. Just about to head off to the library ON MY FECKIN EASTER HOLS! to do b*stard essay which is due in on Monday. Fancy putting the irons on my Politics lecturer?
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Hello my Lord!
(Ooh, everyone's being so nice to me upon my return - even Lord Fear!)
Just one thing - I'm a lady, not a Mr! Or should that be madam to you...lol
Maybe I should change my name to Aesandre and become your personal mistress!
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(I really am taking this whole crush thing too far)
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Yeah, sorry - as you can see, that has been rectified now, just was a lazy a*se when i registered initially
How good is series 6 btw. The new tension music is wicked. Am now properly reminded why i found km so sh*t scary when I was a wee one. Dwarf tunnels...ahhh!
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