Knightmare Crush
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How's tiny getting on Skarky, any more broken feet?
And will it be the irons for me today?...
I hope so...
Nice to see you too. Just about to head off to the library ON MY FECKIN EASTER HOLS! to do b*stard essay which is due in on Monday. Fancy putting the irons on my Politics lecturer?
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Hello my Lord!
(Ooh, everyone's being so nice to me upon my return - even Lord Fear!)
Just one thing - I'm a lady, not a Mr! Or should that be madam to you...lol
Maybe I should change my name to Aesandre and become your personal mistress!
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(I really am taking this whole crush thing too far)
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Yeah, sorry - as you can see, that has been rectified now, just was a lazy a*se when i registered initially
How good is series 6 btw. The new tension music is wicked. Am now properly reminded why i found km so sh*t scary when I was a wee one. Dwarf tunnels...ahhh!
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She's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Guys. Anyway welcome back. Have you read the "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Thread? Here is quote from a post by HStorm on it:
Lordfearisafox: "Cos Mark Knight was on the other side, and that chicken knows a bit of a'right when she sees it, don't she?! Phwooaarrr!!"
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Ooh, bloody 'ell, I'm famous!
Lol!
Blushing as we speak - bit too late to be bashful now, aint it?!
Thanks for the welcome Moana, much love 2 ya!
I'll head over there tout sweet!
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Have you read my 2 quid's worth on ep3 yet?
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How's tiny getting on Skarky, any more broken feet?
Tiny's doing fine and No he ain't broken my foot for at least 4 months. Thanks for asking
And will it be the irons for me today?...
I hope so...
Thats unuserwal People don't normaly want me to Clap the Irons On erm.
BUT
Who am I to complain. Now were did I put The Irons.
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."
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Hmmm I had a crush on Lord Fear, Cedric, Mogdred, Gibbet... there might have been more , but I cant remember now.
PS: Turns Skarkill in to a block of ice
I'm going trough an icy faze at the moment, Skarkky. You might want get Bhal Shebahs help
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hackles up, preparing a few snowballs for the chittering goblin master
You pays peanuts, you gets monkeys.
you pays dungeoneers, you gets goblins.
You don't pays at all, you gets.... weeeeeeeeellllllllll....
lobs a snowball at Skarkill and bounds off into the forest
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Hah, see Foxy? I certainly know a fetish fanatic when I lick see one.
Certainly looks like the boy Fear has a bit of a cult sexual following, no doubt. Might be able to work a little bit of a kinky angle into my already-uberhyped Knightmare adventure videogame! Perhaps to get to the quest object, you would need to appear to surrender in order to get Lord Fear to lower his guard. So you'd cast a BIND spell or something, et voila - you're suddenly entwined in black gaffer tape! That's one animation I wouldn't mind spending a fair bit of time on.
Oh, and futher thanks to LordFearIsAFox for swearing a lot - something I do all the time, but have found myself being nice and polite in my short time here. So I have something to say...
"What? Lord Fear? And Stilletta? And LordFearIsAFox? And SkipTheDreadnought? Clapped in irons and clad in full battle gear? In a torture chamber? Drunk? With their reputation?... I should f**king coco."
Thank you for your time.
Skip xo
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I always had a bit of a thing for Pickle...and still do actually if I'm honest...I seem to be attracted to camp guys, could very well explain why I'm still single...
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Does choosing to dress as Guy Pearce's character in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert count as camp enough for you Melisandrinoff?
As has been elsewhere documented, my crush was mainly Majida. HStorm already knows this well.
Now however my main crushes are of course Nibbler (See Most Annoying... Thread) and now you Melisandinoff!!!!
Right, I'm off to be as camp as a row of pink tents with gay men in them sniffing poppers
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LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe
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LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe
Now there's an offer you don't get everyday. Keep yerself warm Melisandrinoff. I may just take ye up on that offer
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LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe
Now there's an offer you don't get everyday. Keep yerself warm Melisandrinoff. I may just take ye up on that offer
Just remember to keep practising the campness, and I'm all yours, hehe
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