Most annoying phrase
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Hang on a sec. Someone else has a thing for Majida? I thought I was the only one!!!
Hstorm, you have an ally and potential competition for her attentions.
Always been attracted to strong women. And the way she held that staff!!! Used to get me so hot under the collar.
Right, I'm off to continue my stalking of the gorgeous Majida.
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You dare to challenge the might of Semtex Jack!!!!
Whips out Bananarama's Greatest Hits, on vinyl of course
Let battle commence!
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Ha Ha Ha. My arsenal is great. It also includes A signed photograph of Rod Hull and Emu. A life size card board cutout of Gary Linekar and best of all, John Major's razor sharp wit!!!!
Quail before me!
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Ooooh....nasty.
That is something I cannot compete with. Rest assured that I shall return with a new weapon.
For now Hstorm you win. Jack shall be back!!!
Grrrrrrr.
Right, I'm off to collect a few spells to defeat the might of Hstorm.
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- Semtex Jack travels deep into Level 3 and meets with Lord Fear *
SJ : Master.
LF : Yes. What is it?
SJ : I need your help. It's Hstorm. He has something I want.
LF : And what is that?
SJ : It's a woman....
LF : Tragic. How pitiful you have become Jack. Very well. If it will help rid me of Hstorm then I shall help you. I grant you two things.
SJ : Thankyou master.
LF : The first is a baby dragon. It's a black dragon. Should hopefully be enough to deal with him. It's name is Nibbler. Second is a spell, HANSON. When cast it shall cause the evil band Hanson to fall from the sky and perfom Mmmm-Bop until your opponent is finished. Remember to use your ear plugs before casting.
SJ : Thankyou Master. You're too gener....
LF : Enough. Get out of my sight!
Jack returns to Level 2 and meets Hstorm on the Causeway
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"It's a cruel, cruel summer/leaving me here on my own it's a cruel/it's a cruel/cruel summer"
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Grrrrrr. Nibbler! Get him!
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Yes yes, We must try to stay on topic here. When I said 'Quail Before me' earlier it was meant to be in relation to this topic.
Honestly gentlemen. We must not let a woman come between us. How about we all shake hands and agree not to fight again?
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Summers just beginning and you two already fighting over a woman
I agree with Elita, anything said by Gretel, she's ahazard to everyones health!
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Surely Snowwie, It's better than us fighting over a bloke?????
Right, I'm off to stalk Frank Butcher
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