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    MoanaLiza
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    Here's a little bit about mine (the first post) here, http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/yabbse/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3;action=display;threadid=823

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      HeathclifftheBard
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      "These are craaazy/craaaazy/craaaazy nights"

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        Snowcat
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        A/S/L/J

        22/fella/Central Scotland/Audio Engineering student

        The Snowcat? Used to kick around the old Bravenet forum as 'audio_tracker' (taken from paintball and megazone, I used to listen for enemys more than look for them).

        Been here off and on for just under 3 years having originally discovered it at college. KM related forums are really the only ones I look around regularly. The community around here is A LOT more civilised and friendly compared to others (the 'challenge?' forum for instance). I've never seen a full-on flame attack yet...

        'Snowcat' is another nickname taken from paintball, (though I've only really played laser games for the past few years) but it mainly comes from a love of White Tigers. Think of Dragon riders' bedroom with a subtle difference. it doesn't help matters that I used to work at a Safari-Park many moons ago.

        I never really drop-out of character, simply think of me as a large black/white tiger with green cats-eyes. A lone wanderer who tends to watch for a while before prowling in quietly. The shadows are my domain and those who see my approach can be few and far between when I want them to be...

        Having said that, a little slapstick every know and then is always possible. I haven't yet managed to sneak up on Hstorm effectively.

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          Emii
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          locks Snowcat in the filing cabinet

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            HStorm
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            I haven't yet managed to sneak up on Hstorm effectively.

            That's probably something to do with the fact that you're about 6 ft 3 and built like a bank vault.

            Releases Snowcat from the filing cabinet and pushes Emii into a cement mixer for the sheer hell of it.

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              Snowcat
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              muffled

              And people seem to sneak up on me regularly....

              GOL'DAMMIT EMI! Not again....

              SPELLCASTING M-O-O-S-E

              the Elf waif suddenly grows antlers

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                Emii
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                runs as fast as possible in concrete into a wall til it cracks off, then rubs head against tree til antlers fall off

                MAH!

                dumps HStorm in leg wax

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                  Skarkill
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                  *the *Elf waif ** suddenly grows antlers

                  What's an Elf-Waif when its at Home?

                  Dose that mean That She's one of those things you stick in Ice Cream.

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    You mean a spoon? Nope, Emii isn't a spoon; but she knows how to use one!

                    Care to lend me your paintball armour, Snowcat?

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      What about tweezers?

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                        FrightKnight
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                        Left to their own devices, all threads become like this. Not that it's a bad thing. Not since I've got 'My very first spell-book for ages 3-5' by H. De Confuseur! Time to twst it out on you rapp-scallions!

                        Spell-casting: C-L-O-U-D!

                        (Cloud forms over frightKnight and starts raining)

                        No! Not me you dolt! You're making me rust! Dis-spell: D-U-O-L-C...great, now I can't move.

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          Hands Fright a can of oil

                          I'm the only one whos got a permit to rust you

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                            HStorm
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                            Gives Snowwie a bowl of Winalot and, while her back's turned, pushes FK into the cement mixer.

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                              FrightKnight
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                              OW! Good thing there's no cement in here

                              (Hears: "Ah, now that's where you're wrong. I never said there WASN'T any cement in the cement mixer either!)

                              Oh...how true.

                              (Jumps out of suit before cement dries) Anyone, erm, got any spare clothes? I'm feeling chilly just wearing Teddy Ruxpin underwear and a Superted vest....

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                                Fidjit
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                                Motley turns on the cement mixer, and throws in a load of ballast and cement, along with a gallon of water

                                We'll see if FrightKnight's up for some stiff competition!

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                                  Snowcat
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                                  Hands FrightKnight the shreds of Motleys jester garb that he has

                                  picks up the discarded antlers and hurls them in Emii's general direction, missing her by several feet

                                  'Waif' as in "waifs and strays" (Emii = Kully right? According to Fanfic Kully= SEMI-unwanted tag-along)

                                  Looks quizzically at Drassil

                                  Armour? A PEP-visor+Brown leather coat (that Farnham nicked) is as good as it got! You don't wanna get hit at close range! shudders

                                  Thinking of which.... Spellcasting F-A-D-E

                                  a faint outline with 2 green glints wanders over towards Snowwies food bowl looking hungry. No problems with being transmooged into an animal here...

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    You might not want to eat that, its from my friend a dungeonwolf and he eats dungeneers....

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                                      SemtexJack
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                                      I have learned something quite relevant from all this banter........You're all quite strange.

                                      Great! I should fit in pretty well.

                                      Right, I'm off to drive a mini

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                                        FrightKnight
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                                        Ooh, this garb feels weird....

                                        "Wotcha, helmetface! Welcome to level one, the fun has just begun!"

                                        (FrightKnight quickly whistles, and a replacement suit arrives, curteousy of Dwayne the dogsbody for hire)

                                        Here, Motley, that suit felt strange.

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          You might not want to eat that, its from my friend a dungeonwolf and he eats dungeneers....

                                          Not a problem, the Snowcat is quite partial to some young adventurer himself...

                                          the bowl rocks gently and some of the food appears to vanish into thin air

                                          [OOC:- Semtex Jack, it's taken you THIS long to figure it out?!? Step outta RL and just dive in brother! Where else could I maskerade as a fading White Tiger and get away with it?!? ]

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