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    MoanaLiza
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    What about tweezers?

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      FrightKnight
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      Left to their own devices, all threads become like this. Not that it's a bad thing. Not since I've got 'My very first spell-book for ages 3-5' by H. De Confuseur! Time to twst it out on you rapp-scallions!

      Spell-casting: C-L-O-U-D!

      (Cloud forms over frightKnight and starts raining)

      No! Not me you dolt! You're making me rust! Dis-spell: D-U-O-L-C...great, now I can't move.

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Hands Fright a can of oil

        I'm the only one whos got a permit to rust you

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          HStorm
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          Gives Snowwie a bowl of Winalot and, while her back's turned, pushes FK into the cement mixer.

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            FrightKnight
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            OW! Good thing there's no cement in here

            (Hears: "Ah, now that's where you're wrong. I never said there WASN'T any cement in the cement mixer either!)

            Oh...how true.

            (Jumps out of suit before cement dries) Anyone, erm, got any spare clothes? I'm feeling chilly just wearing Teddy Ruxpin underwear and a Superted vest....

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              Fidjit
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              Motley turns on the cement mixer, and throws in a load of ballast and cement, along with a gallon of water

              We'll see if FrightKnight's up for some stiff competition!

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                Snowcat
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                Hands FrightKnight the shreds of Motleys jester garb that he has

                picks up the discarded antlers and hurls them in Emii's general direction, missing her by several feet

                'Waif' as in "waifs and strays" (Emii = Kully right? According to Fanfic Kully= SEMI-unwanted tag-along)

                Looks quizzically at Drassil

                Armour? A PEP-visor+Brown leather coat (that Farnham nicked) is as good as it got! You don't wanna get hit at close range! shudders

                Thinking of which.... Spellcasting F-A-D-E

                a faint outline with 2 green glints wanders over towards Snowwies food bowl looking hungry. No problems with being transmooged into an animal here...

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  You might not want to eat that, its from my friend a dungeonwolf and he eats dungeneers....

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                    SemtexJack
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                    I have learned something quite relevant from all this banter........You're all quite strange.

                    Great! I should fit in pretty well.

                    Right, I'm off to drive a mini

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                      FrightKnight
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                      Ooh, this garb feels weird....

                      "Wotcha, helmetface! Welcome to level one, the fun has just begun!"

                      (FrightKnight quickly whistles, and a replacement suit arrives, curteousy of Dwayne the dogsbody for hire)

                      Here, Motley, that suit felt strange.

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                        Snowcat
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                        You might not want to eat that, its from my friend a dungeonwolf and he eats dungeneers....

                        Not a problem, the Snowcat is quite partial to some young adventurer himself...

                        the bowl rocks gently and some of the food appears to vanish into thin air

                        [OOC:- Semtex Jack, it's taken you THIS long to figure it out?!? Step outta RL and just dive in brother! Where else could I maskerade as a fading White Tiger and get away with it?!? ]

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