International Knightmare!
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Which modern movie stars do you think would be good in the roles if the established characters from Knightmare were recast?
Alan Rickman as Treguard perhaps? (He really looked like the Dungeon Master in Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves.) Jennifer Aniston as Gretel? How about Whoopi Goldberg as Gundrada?
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Yeah, Alan Rickman would be a good dungeon master Except maybe he wouldn't be sympathetic enough - perhaps he'd make a better Lord Fear
Ooh! Patrick Stewart as dungeon master! He'd be cool And Kirsten Dunst would make a good Elita
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I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, John Hurt and Johnny Depp).
Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom
Hordriss: Christopher Lee
Maldame: Sian Phillips
Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean
Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins
Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport
McGrew: Robbie Coultrane
Merlin: Derek Jacobi
Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes
Lissard: Richard o'Brien
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Christopher Lee as Hordriss? Yeah!
Johnny Depp in his Pirates of the Caribbean role (Keith Richards in Monkey Island: The Movie, more like!) as Skarkill...
Lord Fear: "Skarkill! Where are you, you misreable goblin hunter?"
Skarkill: "Hey, whoa, everything's fine, you'll get your dungeoneer on a platter."
LF: "You'd better, or you'll be incinerated so fast you won't know what hit you."
Skarkill: "Ah, now you see there, I would know, because you've just told me. Now instant incineration? That would be...interesting."
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Richard O'Brien : Lissard
That one is truly inspired. It must be done.
How about me as Lord Fear? I've already got a lovely cloak.
Right, I'm off to chair a 'Zippy Is Blind' meeting
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Mark Knight is the only true Lord Fear!
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I dunno. I reckon Rod Hull would have made a great Lord Fear.
"There's Somebody at the Spyglass, There's Somebody at the Spyglass"
This would of course be followed by a Giant Emu's head decending from the sky and trying to bite the Dungeoneer.
I'll never forget Billy Connolly on Parkinson. After Parky being repeatedly attacked by Emu Billy grabbed Emu around the neck and said "If you go for me I'll break your neck and his fupping arm"
Right, I'm of to blast some ghettos
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