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No fair!!!

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    Ark
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    Thankfully, I got Episode 2 on tape the first time they showed it, which means I now have the entire run on tape! Admittedly, about 2 min of it is in a different set of tapes than the rest, but hey...

    Knightmare: Deleted scene

    Treguard: You don't seem to have enougjh TIME!!!

    Advisor: Get ready to run!

    Treguard: TIME!!! TIME!!! Like your egg-TIMEr!!!!

    Advisor: Ready...

    Treguard: USE THE ^^#%*&^%%! EGG TIMER!!!!

    Advisor: Run really fast...

    Treguard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!! HELLO?!?! CAN YOU HEAR ME???? DO I STILL EXIST?!?!

    Dungeoneer: Hey, you reckon we should use the egg-timer?

    Treguard: At last!

    Advisor: Nah, not here.

    Treguard: NNNNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    sound of s broadsword releiving an Advisor of his head

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      JamesA
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      I don't think that scene was deleted somehow:

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Treguard: NNNNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

        sound of s broadsword releiving an Advisor of his head

        The next team are also quite funny- if memory serves their dungeoneer hardly ever bothers to stop walking when told to repeatedly.

        It would be great if Treguard could have relieved a few advisors of heads every series, just to liven things up. No fixed rules as to who he should decapitate, but I'd point him to the really badly dressed ones, the ones who say absolutely nothing (and conversely the ones who won't let their teammates get a word in), the really cocky ones and of course, the ones who refuse to listen to him. Say goodbye to your heads, Series 3 Team 2.

        Please don't take this too seriously.

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          the really cocky ones and of course, the ones who refuse to listen to him.

          That was meant to be "cocky". sigh

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            Ark
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            Not the ones who don't let their Advisors speak! Barry was way too funny to kill off!

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              No, I wasn't going to kill off any dungeoneers. Just advisors. I meant the bossy advisors who don't let others speak. The dungeoneers are always good for a laugh, especially if they can't tell left from right, don't listen to advisers' instructions or insult Elita. The only time they got on my nerves was when they had to ask the advisers what to say when a character asked them what their name was. I mean, duh.

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                No, I wasn't going to kill off any dungeoneers. Just advisors. I meant the bossy advisors who don't let others speak.

                Can I nominate advisor Master Morley from Series 1 Team 6 for this purpose?  Pretty much fits this description I reckon

                (sorry Mr Morley, sir, if you ever read this!  🐵

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                  Alex from Series 8 Team 6 gets my vote

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                    Jasonic
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                    I missed episode 3  😞  My friend who has challenge was away for the weekend and his folks weren't in on Saturday.  He set it to record the episode before he went.  But when I went over there today when his folks were there, I saw it had not recorded...

                    Well I got today's, I guess I will have to get ep3 off one of you lot who are also recording the episodes.

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                      Is it me, or has the instant message facility turned into a big blue thing saying "The Irish Blue" ?

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