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Arrival at Castle Anthrax

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    Fidjit
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    Good grief! 😮

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      LordF
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      LF sits down on a chair and gets out his copy of Villians Monthly

      "Lets see what position I am on the chart of Top 100 Villians of the Century" said LF

      "LOVELY" He said mocking Skarkill's voice "No 1 for the 10 Century running.

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        Shiriuthechangeling
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        A little girl appears at the door of the castle

        "Hellou! Anyone there?"

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          Melisandrinoff
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          Ah, my dear Semtex Jack, I am so sorry, but...I have been into your special room! And found it so fascinating I had to stay for a few days! Indeed, I had to drag myself away...you shouldn't have told me not to go in, that caused it to seem so irresistible to me that I just had to...oh, the things I now know about you! But don't worry, I won't tell any of our minions...

          Speaking of which, what on earth do you mean by getting drunk with Skarkill??!! I knew this would happen, one brief declaration of adoration, and then you're off getting p***ed with your mates - I'm warning you that if I am to become your betrothed, I expect better behaviour - and why you'd want to spend any more time than is strictly necessary with Skarkill is entirely beyond me, but anyway...don't let it happen again! Now we've got our first lovers quarrel out of the way, how do you fancy joining me in the disco room?

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            Skarkill
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            "Ay Mistress Meli, Mel, Mal, Ml, Lem, Mei, Meli. Errrr Well The Mistress Is back."

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              Melisandrinoff
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              Nice to see you too Skarkill and for reasons of sanity, perhap you'd like to use my shortened name of Melis

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                Skarkill
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                "Oh err Thanking yer kindly Mistress Melis."

                "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.......LOVELY."

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                  zzt
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                  zzt blinks several times.

                  "Wait, wait, wait... what the heck just happened? First it's implied to me that this Mistress Melissandrinoff is in a life-threatening situation... and then she suddenly appears right here?"

                  zzt scratches his head.

                  "Hmm... Well, at least the situation got resolved, so I suppose that's one less giant spider we have to face."

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                    SemtexJack
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                    Hmmmm. Ah, my love. You've returned.

                    I......apologise for being drunk but Skarkill was the only one around the castle at the time.

                    Now we have zzt and Motley taking an active interest again I have no need to spend ALL my time with Skarkill.

                    Right, now as for this vision I have seen....if it is not you my love then who is it? Could it perhaps have been a trap to lure me into the parlour of the Spider?

                    Hmmmm. We must all be careful, someone seems to be trying to take me out!

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                      Fidjit
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                      Meli, Mel, Mal, Ml, Lem, Mei, Meli

                      At least we had a good idea of who it was didn't we?

                      Greetings to you my fair queen...

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                        Fidjit
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                        http://castleanthrax.proboards19.com

                        Our new castle...

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                          SemtexJack
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                          (Oh my god. Our own board. We are indeed honored. As Lord of this realm, I suppose I should post on it first)

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                            Fidjit
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                            I made our own graphics and Semtex Jack, I wish for you to become admin of the board!

                            I'll give you the details through a IM arkay!

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                              SemtexJack
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                              Motley, it would be my honour

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                                Melisandrinoff
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                                Yeah, my love, I think someone is trying to take you away from me, perhaps by use of a clone/facsimile used by taking a strand of hair from my hairbrush...we must be on the lookout at all times for strange people lurking round the castle - I realise this will be a difficult task as there are already many strange people lurking who have a right to be here...I guess we'll just have to do the best we can, given the circumstances...

                                And it's ok, I can understand you getting drunk with Skarkill, he does have a strangely compelling je-ne-sais-quoi about him...hmmm...I am slightly worried about mysef now

                                And thank you Motely for your kind welcome...and for our very own cyber-castle which I am attempting to join right now...

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  No worries, glad to help

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