International Knightmare!
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Christopher Lee as Hordriss? Yeah!
Johnny Depp in his Pirates of the Caribbean role (Keith Richards in Monkey Island: The Movie, more like!) as Skarkill...
Lord Fear: "Skarkill! Where are you, you misreable goblin hunter?"
Skarkill: "Hey, whoa, everything's fine, you'll get your dungeoneer on a platter."
LF: "You'd better, or you'll be incinerated so fast you won't know what hit you."
Skarkill: "Ah, now you see there, I would know, because you've just told me. Now instant incineration? That would be...interesting."
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Richard O'Brien : Lissard
That one is truly inspired. It must be done.
How about me as Lord Fear? I've already got a lovely cloak.
Right, I'm off to chair a 'Zippy Is Blind' meeting
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Mark Knight is the only true Lord Fear!
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I dunno. I reckon Rod Hull would have made a great Lord Fear.
"There's Somebody at the Spyglass, There's Somebody at the Spyglass"
This would of course be followed by a Giant Emu's head decending from the sky and trying to bite the Dungeoneer.
I'll never forget Billy Connolly on Parkinson. After Parky being repeatedly attacked by Emu Billy grabbed Emu around the neck and said "If you go for me I'll break your neck and his fupping arm"
Right, I'm of to blast some ghettos
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I agree with those have said that Mark Knight is indeed perfect as Lord Fear, but if we're looking for an alternative, I say Alan Rickman would be perfect.
He has the sarcastic humour down perfectly, whether as a good guy or a bad guy (see Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, Dogma, Galaxy Quest and Die Hard for a start) and he, like MK himself has a very convincing sneering demeanour.
Fear
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How about these (escuse the spellings)
Treguard: Kenneth Branagh or Alan Rickman
Pickle: Elijah Wood
Merlin: Ian McKellam or Terry Jones
Mogdred: John Hurt
Hordris: Christoffer Lee (would make the perfect Hordris)
Motley: Jim Carey or Erik Idle
Mallice or Morghanna (Helena Bonnam-Carter
Velda: Liv Tyler
McGrew: Liam Neisen
Greystagg: Kate Blanchet
Bomtous: John Rhys-Davies
Sir Hugh de Whitless: Rick Mayle
Brother Mace: Robbie Coltrane
Gundrada: Grace Jones
Mrs Grimwald: Possibly Terry Jones
Mr Grimwald: Arnie
Ah Wok: Pat Morita
Gwendaline: That bird from T3
Mellissandre: Clare Danes
Owen or Smirkanauf: Sean Connary
Gatekeepr: Brian Blessed
Cedric: Vigo Mortensen
Olaf: Sean Bean
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Well, if it was made in Hollywood the plot'd probably be the story of the plucky American hill-fort of "Dunce-hellm", where the good ol', all-American, yankee boy Dungeon Master Treguardberg leads a heroic resistance group fighting a war for truth, justice and the American way, against the evil occupying forces of the Opposition led by the callous, sneaky, slimy, brutal English warlord and aristocrat, Lord Smyth-Ponsonby-Cornwallis Fear.
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Some Americans go back in time and meet Treguard, but with one problem they don't speak Medieval English and because of their strange clothes are suspected of being witches or something and burnt.
I always hate those movies where Americans meet King Arthur.
They always refered to England, but there was no England then so Arthur would've spoken a mixture of old British and Latin.
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When I refered to Medieval English I meant in treguard's time not Arthur's.
The language which is often refered to as Old British is very similar to Welsh and you would not have got Gaelic in Souther Britain because Gaelic is Irish. Arthur could ahve spoken Cornish.
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