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Series 9

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    Malefact
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    Me still want DVD release, though.

    Perhaps if they release series 1 first to test the market. The series could fit onto one disc, with another disc for loads of extras like the two pilots, interviews, outtakes (including scenes edited from the series to make it fit the time, as well as the cock-ups!) and the Chromakey experiment. That'll do me!

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      Thingy-ups? I said c*ck-ups (with an 'o' instead of the *)!

      btw, what is the male version of the hen called? Post your answers here, please.  🙂

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        You mean Cockerel?

        Does anyone know the name of the Scottish soup made with chicken and leeks?

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          Nope.

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            You mean Cockerel?

            Does anyone know the name of the Scottish soup made with chicken and leeks?

            Er, I think it might be Baxter's you're talking about.  😉

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              Zall
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              What kind of loser types the missing letter to a swear word that's been *'ed out? Either Malefrek thinks everyone on this site is stupid - or he is a Knightmare-hater, sent in subvert the Cause away from the truth - that Knightmare MUST be re-released - trying to get this site closed  by tricking us TRUE FANS into swearing!!!

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                I'm pretty sure a male hen is a c ck (with an 'o' instead of a  :))

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                  I'm backing away very slowly.

                  Does anyone have a large savage dog spare?

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                    As amatter of fact femalefact, I have a large savage dog spare. Why? What do you want it for?

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                      Zall
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                      a large dog - what does Melfrek need a large dog for, and why does it have to be savage - does he like it "ruff"? - get it - dog, "ruff" - lol

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                        Perhaps femalefact, you would like a large savage dog to rough you up a bit?

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                          Malefact
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                          Please stop breathing.

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                            erm? If I stop breathing, I might die! You should really put more thought into your suggestions!

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                              Zall
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                              As I said before - don't trust what Malefact says - he's one of my flat mates, and when I talk about Knightmare to him, he laughs at me, and calls the show stupid! He's only online now to send rude messages to myself and my very good, knightmare-loving friend, who goes by the alias malefact-x. He is a mole, sent in by the MTV generation to crush classic, original shows like our beloved Knightmare!! - long live Tregaurd

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                                This isn't funny anymore.

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