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  • PookaP
    PookaP
    Pooka
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    #28

    Any of the following deaths might be up there:

    • "Would you like a present?"

    • "Simon - sidestep to your left..." (not such a bad team, actually, just not much good with their directions)

    • "Akash, the headache healer?"

    • "You're in a bomb room and..." bang

    Oh yes - and nobody took their helmet off in the dungeon, excepting people wishing to listen to the Oracle of Confusion!

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      Kieran
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      #29

      Akash from S2, no doubt for me.  The team even laughed at the times when they should have been guiding him out of danger.  Not smart.

      Simon and co. from S4 were probably the funniest (not through design)

      And if I am honest, I didn't find Dunstens team from S8 too good on the direction etc....Not the worst, though.

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      • PookaP
        PookaP
        Pooka
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        #30

        I agree with Akash, but erm, not Dunstan's team - they won, after a fashion, and there were a LOT more teams who were much worse at directions...

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          Golgarach
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          Douglas and Co from Series 3 have my vote as they looked in trouble from the get go.

          In their 13 minutes (that's just bad luck too!) of dungeon life, they got stung by the Scorpion's Tail (losing life force), only gave one truth to the Brangwen she (did you notice the aggression in her mouth movement?!), didn't tell Motley about the cobra in the pool room. And finally... BANG!

          And that was game over.  😕

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            Purgatory
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            #32

            ^ man that team didn't have a clue..

            But i liked they way they killed them off but putting them at the bottom of the bomb room wich no chance to get out lol

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              MoanaLiza
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              #33

              Which was the worst team(s)?

              Which team(s) got further than they should've done? There was one team (gavin's s3 I think) who were as Gavin? said let off early because the next team hadn't arrived.

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                Wolfshead
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                #34

                The first team ofr series 3 were supposed to die in the cavern with the serpent's mouth, they shouldn't have had a second chance.

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #35

                  Akash was an okay dungeoneer, but his three advisors were grotesquely bad. Panicky, indecisive, not bright, and a bit slow-witted.

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                    Lowebo
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                    #36

                    Akash and Simon-Side Step Left!

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                      simiano
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                      #37

                      i dont think team 5 seris 8 should have been let off the were too panky they said side step right and dungeoneer went left

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                        knightmaredave
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                        #38

                        The team from my home towwn were quite bad!!! they were , however the 2nd team EVER to be on knightmare, and Treguard didnt even hint that they were allowed 2 clue objects. They wanted to take the comb and soap and only took the sopa. When they met Lilith, it was funny

                        "A block of soap" lol""!!!!

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                        • KaMK
                          KaMK
                          KaM
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                          #39

                          Both of the teams from my home town, coincidentally both opening quests of the series, 2 & 4, were reasonable, the latter performing quite strongly. As I've discussed with Kieran, the Mackem team of S4 were the most successful openers of any series of KM; the only team to reach level 3 of their respective dungeons.

                          For the worst team, I always have to choose Douglas' team from S3. I thought Akash's team rather harshly faced a bomb-room, which they did escape from, and used magic successfully, albeit a definite sign of their own inability to answer. The fact that they used it for the first question rather than last shows a little ingenuity anyhow; at least it gives you the opportunity to get them all right thereafter. I cannot remember the questions off-hand; but the very fact they were given the spell indicates that it wasn't expected that they could cope with some of the questions anyhow.

                          Douglas' team - I cannot find much to credit them for at all , and they have to get my vote.

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                            King_Gazz
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                            #40

                            Shame there wasnt one team from my hometown of Cardiff. the closest was team 5 in series 1 from mid glam

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              So how close is Swansea to Cardiff then? (from someone who doesn't know Welsh Geography and also done really terribly at my Geography GCSE exam)

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