Slee the Helmet Queen
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mmmmmmm irons.... I am the helmet queen. you will bow to ME! I have been on this planet for 21 earth years. before that i was a resident of gimpania in the outer galaxy of helmetus. my quest is to retrieve a mystical car stereo, stolen whilst foolishly lingering in the rough hellhole you earthlings call Reading. I feel that if my characters were a part of the magic of Knightmare, it could help my mission. Can you help?
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I am pleased that you bow. you ask about my character. My mother was originally sent to earth to kill the future leader of the human race (sounds sort of familiar...she is in fact called slee101). I wear a helmet most of the time, except in the shower and at night when it is frozen in liquid nitrogen to preserve its gimpish charms. I enjoy wearing character socks, expecially with sheep on them. when i was young i had a personality bypass on my home planet, which has rendered me unable to recognise or display any form of your primitive human emotions.
Perhaps if the new series of knightmare had characters called slee the helmet queen or sleegol, i might feel some spark of emotion and become almost human. please help my campaign!
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I have to say Sleegol, you are the funniest Helmet-Queen I've never heard of. Welcome to Knightmare land. I rarely bow to any but Treguard, but just this once bows. Welcome indeed!
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All helmet and no brains?
I'm sure your not
{gets up onto knees - or down whatever is quicker}
Anyway, welcome to the zone!
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2 green glints slowly appear out of the darkness and the faint, almost invisible, outline of a tiger pads forward
His head turns to one side as he beholds this new sentient with quiet caution
Another wishing total domination...
Welcome to this realm traveller, all our friendship is equally yours but 'position' (if indeed such a thing exists) must be earned...
I look forward to watching your progress...
Welcome
Spellcasting F-A-D-E : The tiger fades out completely and is gone.
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Well said HStorm, my loyal subject. No one should idly toss the helmet to one side. It must stand tall and proud.
Unity is the answer.
Helmet lovers - we must come together!
Join me, we must tell the world. we must no longer lock ourselves in a small darkened room to express our love for the helmet.
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A few questions...
=> Are you on the powers that be, the opposition, or neutral.
=> Is the helmet in the style of the original or new helmet of justice, or something completely different.
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I am the Powers That Be! I am Sleegol the helmet Queen.
What are these things you earthlings call "carry on films"? this is going way, way over my helmet.
Brollachan - believe me, my helmet is completely different. It is more powerful than you can possibly imagine. When fully polished off, it shines in the darkness.
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watching from a discreet distance
[to himself] sigh So many of the Grey, at least one of the Green.... but no-one follows the light when a cabaret swans into town and takes over....
At least this 'shine' will make this new apparition easy to detect and evade...
slinks off down the path, dinner will not catch itself...
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Ah Fidgit! Will you be a follower of Slee the Helmet Queen? Will you unite with these other Helmet lovers and crusade for my character to be in the new series of Knightmare?Using the power of my helmet, you can become invisible and, wielding your sword, slip undetected into any forbidden caves or crevasses that may hold jewells. you can fight through the undergrowth and stick it to the enemy.
Join me.
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Slee the Helmet Queen has graced your forum. Thou must bow down and kiss the helmet. I am all seeing and all knowing as Treguard will attest. He has much experience of the power my helmet posesses.
I see you when you are alone with your own helmets, just as I was once alone with mine. Now I have legions of followers all begging to enter my secure fortress. Only the mightiest Helmet bearers will be admitted.
My kingdom is golden. Shower me with riches.
by the way - in the new series of Knightmare, can there be a character called Slee the Helmet Queen?
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