Your own clue object table

[HarveyTowers]

Food object would be a packet of sweeties in crunkly papers:

"Extreme life force warning team! You need the food but dare you risk rustling and waking the cavernwights"

[keke]

a block of cheese

a block of frozen yoghurt(hehe it'd melt on them)

a block of gold and diamonds

a block of blocks(like a rubix cube)

[Raven]

Pot Noodle

Oven Gloves

Five Pound Note

The Ring of Ultimate Uselessness

[Snowwiewolf]

a dogcollar

a sheep

a bag of pedigree dogfood

a leash

[MoanaLiza]

5 objects

Some more:

A Vindaloo curry

A map

A Genie's Lamp

A screwdriver

(don't ask, just some random objects)

Next clue table:

An apple

A mac

Some Windows

A mouse

(What would happen if you put them all together? Something that went horribly wrong I'd expect)

[FrightKnight]

Let's see...

Gopher repellant

Red Herring (food item)

Stapler

Wax lips

(Yes, it's another Monkey Island reference, this time to my favourite unseen scene of all time. Those of you who've palyed it will know what I mean. Maybe.)

[123Pooka]

That Monkey Island was fantastic, haven't played on it for years but I do recognise those objects. Breath mints also come to mind.

Here's a few more

A multicoloured gem

A Treguard keyring

A small magnifying glass

A little chef lollipop as food item

[MoanaLiza]

A little chef lollipop as food item

I wonder how much lifeforce will get restored. "Your lifeforce was only slightly restored as what you took was only justa snack". I recon that the lifeforce will run down before it gets restored because how long does it take the average person to eat a lollipop.

[SemtexJack]

Damn you FK. Beat me again.

I was going to use the wax lips, gopher repellant, grog-o-mints and stylish confetti!!!

Grrrr.

[MagicMiranda]

Note pad and pen (so I remember things)

Pork Pie (yum yum)

Raymond E Feist's Magician (Great writer)

A rattle (Not for me!for my little girl)

Bottle of baby milk for her as well

[darkDescender]

An egg.

Thick jamjar glasses.

A big hairy bear.

A red-crested Breegull.

No prizes for guessing where these came from...

[Ironlord]

THREAD EXHUMATION! (Blame Drassil for pointing it out...)

Any offering of useless clue objects (at least existing up to 1987) should include one or more of the following:

A Wimpyburger*

A can of New Coke

A Blankety Blank cheque book and pen

A bendy Bully

100 Sale Of The Century pounds

Dusty Bin

A Crackerjack pencil

• EXTREME DAMAGE TO LIFEFORCE, TEAM!

[DanTheSpellcaster]

OK, lets see:

A Countdown Teapot

A Blockbusters Sweatshirt

An Apple

A Spyglass

A Scroll

Some Gold

Fool-on-a-stick

[Fidjit]

A Shotgun, fully loaded! (Bribing/Blackmailing made easy!)

A multibag of McCoys! (Meat Variety)

And a katana!

Hehehehe victory guaranteed!