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    Eli
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    What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type?

    Lee is all three, mixed together, after being slapped over the face with a wet kipper. As for Gordon Ramsey...pah! He eats Gordon Ramseys for breakfast.

    welcome to the looney bin forum

    Looney bin, eh? Sounds like just the place for me . As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.

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      HarveyTowers
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      Welcome to the zone!

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        Eli
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        Thanks

        BTW, this is an odd question but how do people pronounce 'Eli'? I've always pronounced it "EEE-lie" but some people seem to pronounce it "EL-eee" as in Ellie. I just wanted to know so that I know how people read my name.

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          Billy
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          Welcome, watcher of illusion, to the forum of confusion!

          (And I thought it was pronounced "EL-eee" meself)

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            HarveyTowers
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            E (as in the capital letter) and Lie (as in to be untruthful)

            Don't you watch "Last of the Summer Wine"?

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              Malefact
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              Hello to you! Please stay as long as you like and write lots.

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                Kieran
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                Hi! Hope you have a good time on the forum. As away any q's you have.

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                  MagicMiranda
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                  Hiya there Eli

                  Welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

                  We're all a pretty friendly bunch here.

                  Yes sorry to say Moana Liza it's true.....Skarkill will be returning very soon.

                  (We missed you really Skarkill)

                  Guess it'll be time for me to hide his irons again...if I can get them again.

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                    As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.

                    "Do you indeed?"

                    The Goblin Master appers beind Eli.

                    "Well, Well I'll have to be carefull round you. Sarky tone

                    "As you've no dought guessed I'm the forums resident Goblin Master, Terror, Nere Do well and all round Bad Guy."

                    "So unless you has something I might be intrested in say some Gold."

                    "ITS THE IRONS FOR YER."

                    "HEHEHEHEHEHE......LOVELY."

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                      Eli
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                      Ah yes, the Goblin Master. So tell me, if I refuse to pay gold will you set you army of vacuum cleaners on me?

                      *licks finger, touches self" tssssssssssssss

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        Moana puts puts finger on monitor, whilst toaching Eli at the same time with the other hand, which then results in him being left with a very conhvincing Don King hairstlye as well as a funny electrical sound zzzzzzzzzzzzzapppp

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                          Eli
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                          results in him being left with a very convincing Don King hairstlye

                          Spellcasting:

                          B, R, Y, L, C, R, E, E, M

                          The spellcasting chimes ring, and Eli is left with a very nice and trim hairstyle. In fact, the hairstyle is so nice and trim that all harmful electrical energy leaves him in awe of his splendor- and enters all others in the room...

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                            darkDescender
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                            Can't believe I missed this one. Anyway welcome. I'm Dark Descender, friendly neighbourhood psychomaniac, romanticist, feminist and self-proclaimed genius. Never mind Skarkill, luvvie. His noise is like an empty wine jar in the wind. Oh, gods, now I'm getting phillosophical. I'd better go before the rotten fruit starts flying. Bye, and enjoy yourself.

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                              Emii
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                              Hey chicken! Welcome to our hole!

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Spellcasting:

                                B, R, Y, L, C, R, E, E, M

                                The spellcasting chimes ring, and Eli is left with a very nice and trim hairstyle. In fact, the hairstyle is so nice and trim that all harmful electrical energy leaves him in awe of his splendor- and enters all others in the room...

                                Hey have you seen the commercial for I think Fosters, where the guy has his hair done in such a weired and funny way and his mate has his hair done in an even funnier way. Anyway it's not a Pickle type or early Treguard type hairstyle is it?

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                                  Eli
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                                  Hmmm, it's a neck and neck between Treguard's Series 2 hairstyle (is that the same as his Series 1?) and Pickle's Series 4. Speaking of hair, I'd love to see Mr. Beckham go out onto the pitch with a Pickle one day

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Ooh visions of David Beckham stepping out for England, munching a gerkin come to mind. Oooops something went slightly wrong there. Just a thought though, if you shut your eyes and listen to both of them speak, I hardly think that you'd be able to tell the difference between the two and that not the only simularities between the two.

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                                      Eli
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                                      Oh! I get it now! I had to think about that gerkin comment for a long time but I got it eventually ;D

                                      As for the hair, I forgot about Hordriss'! Though maybe in blue.

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