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The Descender jamming between floors.

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    Malefact
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    Imagine two people stuck in a lift for three hours. What would they talk about? These two people could be two Km characters or one Km character and yourself.

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      TheBrollachan
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      Elita and Cedric

      Lissard and Sylvester Hands - who smells worse?

      Lord Fear and Mogred

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        KFan
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        Mr Blobby is stuck in the lift with Treguard.

        Oh what fun 😮

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          MoanaLiza
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          Hmm Hordriss and Grimaldine or Hordriss and Sidriss (don't ask). Also I don't think that these two (Sidriss and Sly) would actually be stuck in a lift, but they probably wouldn't know how to get out of a lift.

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          • HarveyTowersH
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            HarveyTowers
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            Myself and Stiletta

            (well, someone was going to say it...)

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              LordF
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              Me and Lord Fear.

              We can have lots on interesting conpheresations.

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                darkDescender
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                Me, Gretel and several blunt instruments of torture. I don't think I have to explain this one.

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                  HarveyTowers
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                  Myself and Ridolfo

                  (Because anything is better than elevator music.)

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    Aesandre and Lord Fear. Aesandre will constatly complain about how warm it keeps getting and threatening to freeze the atmosphere. Lord Fear will take the micky, tell her to stop moaning and also tell her that if she does do anything to leave his part of the lift out of her plans, as they will both be on opposite corners of the lift. Lord Fear will also have an invisable boundry saying that they have set halves and she's not to go past the line into his half.

                    Lord Fear and Maldame, that could be quite funny. I could see him really insulting her and calling her names.

                    Pickle and Majida, just imagine. I think she'd really irretate him to death that although he wouldn't normally do anything to hurt anything or anyone, I think that she'd push him to do something to her.

                    More funnily interesting ones could be Mildread and Mrs. G (naw that would be quite funny), Julius S and Ah Wok, Julius and Honesty Bartram, or Skarkill and Snapper Jack or Raptor.

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                      I WOULDN'T like to be stuck with Julius/Ah Wok...

                      I'd have spent every penny I had by the time the lift opened

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                        Skarkill
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                        Myself and Elita

                        Raptor & Tiny

                        (Son Tiny could Crippal that poor excuse for a Goblin Master.)

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                          Fidjit
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                          Mesa and Mellisandre!

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                            darkDescender
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                            Me and Skarkill. Just think of the endless discussions we could have about the best way to torture Dungeoneers.

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                              LordF
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                              Anyone and Lissard in the lift and it'll smell like tuna.

                              Treguard and Lord Fear, they would be at each others throats by the time either one steps over the threshold after the other, better put me in there to keep the piece.

                              Merlin, Hordriss & Grimaldine, Green fireballs all about or a friendly chat.

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Anyone and Merlin. He'd either bore them to sleep or make them do or commit something they shouldn't, due to frustration from his Christmas ramblings. I can imagine Merlin saying to the other person/people "You do want to be home in time for Christmas don't you", which is fair enough if Christmas was the next day or so, not if you were in the lift in the middle of Summer yet even in January. Grrrrrrrr. Imagine him saying that whilst stuck in a lift with you during the January sales.

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                                  Pooka
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                                  Anyone and Hordriss. He could magic them out. Simple.

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                                    KFan
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                                    Very good thinking. Just don't make the mistake of selecting to be stuck in a lift with Merlin, or he may well take a good 2 - 3 days just to remember the spell.

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                                      Wolfshead
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                                      Myself and Snapper Jack

                                      Dooris and Mug the Gargoyle

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                                        KFan
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                                        Not a good idea to put Dooris in there, the lift will end up flooded!

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                                          Wolfshead
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                                          How about that fish from Virtually Impossible or worse, Fatilla?

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