Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
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How about a new game - or a variation of an old one?
Members should add a piece of knews - alternating between good and bad - with a Knightmare theme until we reach a hilarious climax, or it becomes to dull for words!
I'll start you off (and no double posting!)
GOOD KNEWS
Treguard has a new assistant...
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Bad knews: the new assistant is a claustrophobic ogre with a chesty cough!
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Good Knews
Treguard knows someone who has a spell to relieve the chesty cough...
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Bad news he can't read the direction on how to use the spell.
Bad news his feet smell
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Good news: the smell also keeps the mice away.
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Good knews: Treguard's cat is an especialy scruffy moggy.
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Bad News: Sidriss' cheshire cat doesn't like the scruffy moggy
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Good knews: Although Sidriss is hopeless when it comes to spells, she can at least keep her cat under control.
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Bad Knews: The same can't be said of Mrs. Grimwold and Festus, who has caught the scent of the cats...
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Good knews: Festus was squished by Bulstrode who is rampaging toward Knightmare Castle.
Even more good knews. Bulstrode thinks Knightmare castle is a big white building located in Washington DC...
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Bad news: George W. Bush thinks that Iraq's Weapons of Mass Distruction are hidden in the dungeon.
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Bad News: They weren't expecting to come up against Firestorm of Marblehead
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Good knews: While Firestorm deals with the troops, Bulstrode destroys the White house.
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Good knews: Golgarach, Olgarth, and Granitas shared their house with an angry scotsman who specialises in clobbering overgrown trolls.
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Bad Knews: The Scotsman is a Campbell, McGrew's sworn enemy, and McGrew is holding the Campbell at swordpoint!
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