Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews
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Bad Knews: The Scotsman is a Campbell, McGrew's sworn enemy, and McGrew is holding the Campbell at swordpoint!
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Good knews: Mildread is baking pies in a nearby hovel and if there's one thing Bulstrode loves, it's pies.
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Bad knews: Fatilla is stationed outside the hovel, with orders to comandeer all pies.
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Good knews: Fatilla ate one of Mildread's 'special' pies, and is presently incapacitated.
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Good knews: That's no different from usual, since Sidriss' cat is a Cheshire Cat. Plenty of people have heard it around, and it sounds fine!
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Bad Knews: Ths constant mewing is beggining to get on people's nerves.
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Bad Knews: The cat is so miffed at being shushed that it has gone on a killing spree in the lower levels.
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Bad Knews: It causes damage to the wall
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Bad Knews: "The Short Cut" is actually a very poor quality night-club
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Bad Knews: Hordriss has had one too many and now regales anyone near him with his 'true tales' about how he single-handedly defeated the Opposition.
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Bad Knews: Marta has been listening to Tom Jones's "Delilah" and is hiding a knife behind her back, ready to relieve Hordriss of his "Bride of Frankenstien" style hair.
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Bad Knews: Hordriss's attempts at fundraising are in vain as Lord Fear is planning a hold up.
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Good Knew: Martha uses the knife she is hiding and cuts a hole in the bag of cash causing it to spill out as Lord Fear leaves.
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