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    Wolfshead
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    What about the goblins, what do they eat?

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      darkDescender
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      Goblin brand Hamburgers. Or spam.

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        Skarkill
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        Or any one of the vast number of Dungeoneers That Us Opposition Henchmen managed to catch.

        "HEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."

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          LordF
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          If someone started singing the SPAM soing Lord F would probaly go crazy... not his kind of thing really.

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            Wolfshead
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            I can imagion Sylvester hands singing it or maybe Motley.

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              Ironlord
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              Gretel, Mellisandre and Romana could be serving whenches.

              I'm fairly sure Marta should be in there as well.

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                Skarkill
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                She probabley would be.

                But after a while serveing to every guest she's have to rest her back.

                Or she'd get a crick init, what with all that oh so nessercey bending forward.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  Oi oi *gets Skarky in the eye with a rolled up piece of paper". For some reason I could imagine Treguard, Sly and Brother Mace eating steak and chips. Maybe I'm thinking too much of them having the party in the Inn as apposed to the great hall. I guess the inn would be a more suitable place for some of them.

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                    Skarkill
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                    Oi oi *gets Skarky in the eye with a rolled up piece of paper".

                    OWWWWWWW

                    Oh Thanks Moana!!! You know I only has one good eye.

                    For some reason I could imagine Treguard, Sly and Brother Mace eating steak and chips. Maybe I'm thinking too much of them having the party in the Inn as apposed to the great hall. I guess the inn would be a more suitable place for some of them.

                    I could invison most of The Opposition Minnions have a Pub Lunch after a hard day Dungeoneer hunting.

                    But some how I just can't see Lissard at a Dinner party.

                    With his complexison he'd knock you off your dinner. I meen the other guest when ther about to eat don't want to see someone with a green face!!

                    They might think he had food poisoning.

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Well could be worse. They could be put off by looking at Sly's face!

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        Oi oi *gets Skarky in the eye with a rolled up piece of paper".

                        OWWWWWWW

                        Oh Thanks Moana!!! You know I only has one good eye.

                        Hey! Thats my job around here! Now where did I put that double bladed axe.... (I actually have one, a plastic axe that is)

                        Somehow I got a picture Lord Fear, Lissard, Sylvester and Skarkill eating at the Torment festival... They'd fit right in

                        I actually saw a girl who had Lord Fear style makeup

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                          MPK
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                          Ever think they would all meet up for a meal at christmas? Followed by some after dinner games, like medieval football, hide and seek...... and trivial pursuit!

                          However, I think that Lissard's favourite game would be Twister, especially if he plays with Marta!!!

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            However, I think that Lissard's favourite game would be Twister, especially if he plays with Marta!!!

                            Thanks for that disturbing image, know I'll have knightmares the whole week.... 😮

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                              Wolfshead
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                              I think Lissard's favourite game would have to be sardines.

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                More like Go Fish. I can imagine him playing it with Lord Fear and probably Sly and the Bhel-Shebah (with the dual personalities):

                                Lissard: Have you got any ssssevensssssss?"

                                LF: "Here you are me old newt!" hands Lissard all his sevens

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