Parody: I Don't Know How to Love Him from Jesus Christ Superstar
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[Changed from 'I don't know how to love him']
I don't know how to guide him
I don't know how to guide him,
What to do, how to move him.
he's been changed, yes, really changed.
In these past few rooms when I've seen him
He smell's like a goblin.
I don't know how to take this
I don't see why he moves me.
He's a dungeoneer, he's just a dungeoneer.
And I've helped so many questers before
In very many ways:
He's just one more
Should I shout him down? Should I shake and shout?
Should I speak of magic - let my spells all out?
I never thought I'd come to this - what's it all about?
Don't you think it's rather funny
It's not been the opposition..
that's changed my demeanour from bein'
So calm, so cool, no villian's fool
Moving so slow
It scares me so.
I never thought I'd come to this - what's it all about
Yet, once he said he'd reject me
He had lost, and was frightened.
The team couldn't cope, just couldn't cope.
Pickle turned his head, he backed away,
He didn't want to know -
I've scared him so.
I wanted him to.
I must go...
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