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Buy It Swiftly (parody of Be My Baby by The Ronettes)

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    Finally, my favourite ever slushy song gets messed up by me! [be my baby by the Ronettes]

    The trader we've met knows we need this spell so

    And if he has the chance he'll never let it go

    So why don't you hand over that money

    It'll turn you so invisably

    It'll make 'em strain their necks

    In the rooms we go

    So won't you please

    Come on now please, buy it, buy it swiftly

    We really need it - do some good bargaining

    Come on now please, buy it, buy it swiftly

    Get it without delay...Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

    It'll be good for you, trust me

    Just wait and see

    Every step you take my way

    Will get you to level three

    Oh, since Treguard saw you

    I have been guiding for you

    You know I will support you

    Till our victory

    So won't you please

    Come on now please, buy it, buy it swiftly

    We really need it - do some good bargaining

    Come on now please, buy it, buy it swiftly

    Get it without delay...Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

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