Re:Knightmare Limericks

[Thanatos]

He thought, "One draught of that

[Scott_Wilkinson]

... should put me on the mat,"

but discovered it was hair lotion.

[dontyoulikemypie]

Olaf the Viking was looting

[TuragaNuju]

Until he discovered for what he was rooting

[dontyoulikemypie]

A sorceror's stone

[Scott_Wilkinson]

but he pulled out a bone,

[Drassil]

Olaf the viking was looting

Then discovered for what he was rooting

A sorceror's stone

But he pulled out a bone

Then ran off when Velda came shooting.

[Becxsmagic]

(Does anyone mind if a knewbie has a go?)

When Treguard was starting the quest...

[Scott_Wilkinson]

He said "Team, be at your best."

[Becxsmagic]

But the Dungeoneer got lost

[TuragaNuju]

By An Ogre, He Was Tossed

[Scott_Wilkinson]

Thus, the team had failed the test.

[dontyoulikemypie]

Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

[Becxsmagic]

The screen started to turn black

[Devanté]

Treguard turned to face his back.

[TuragaNuju]

Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home

[Becxsmagic]

Sorry, I think you'll find Devante and I both posted at the same time...coincidence.

As well as the gnome

[dontyoulikemypie]

Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home

Eh? I can understand the double posting of the same rhyme line but what's your line about?

Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

The screen started to turn black

A temporal disruption

[Becxsmagic]

Well, the screen turned black because they were using Windows 95, what would you expect from that system?

Seriously though, I think we should use Devante's, it's better:

Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

Treguard turned to face his back.

Treguard Realised The Stage Crew had Gone Home

As well as the gnome...

[dontyoulikemypie]

But "Treguard realised the stage crew had gone home" is far too long to fit in that place! You've all killed the limericks curse you!!!

My edit:

Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack

Treguard turned to face his back.

The crew had gone home

As well as the gnome...