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    Devanté
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    Hello there. My name is Devanté - And a few things before you even reply to this post.

    1. I am not a newbie. I have been using HTML, PHP, PERL, JavaScript, and many other codes as well for web designing.

    2. I have used forum software for an extremely long time. Over 6 years in fact, and don't think I will be like some newbie who spams up boards.

    3. I decided to join here to increase your traffic and build up the amount of registered users you have.

    4. I know when I am treated like a newbie, so please do not try to, or I'll know.

    Anyway, I am a fan of Knightmare, and I have been ever since it first was aired in 1987. It's been a long time since I've watched it, and I've only just started again now.

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      Becxsmagic
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      Erm, OK. I'm not sure what to say. You've sort of crossed out all the options except one:

      Spellcasting...W E L C O M E

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        Devanté
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        Heh, didn't necessarily mean it that way. ;-D

        Anyways thanks for the introduction, will try to see what ideas I have for this site and board. ^^

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          Skarkill
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          The Goblin Horn Sounds and The Vile and Discusting Goblin Brothers Grippa & Rhark scurry into sight Clubs at the ready.

          Then at the second blast of The Goblin Horn the Loathsome Goblin Master appers out of the darkness manicals ready for a new Victim.

          "RIGHT GOTCH YER!!"

          "Grippa, Rhark. You Horribal little things just you leave my meal ticket alone. Else I'll clober you."

          "Allow me to introduce myself. Skarkill's The Name, The Forums resident Goblin Master by trade."

          "An if I manages to cath yer I'll Clamp Me Irons on yer and lock yer in the stocks!!!"

          **"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........LOVELY." **

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            TheBrollachan
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            Greetings Devanté, and welcome to this mad place that we call Knightmare forums. I'm the weido Brollachan that many call er Brollachan.

            Ah I think we have a few things in common...

            1. Designs and maintains a few websites resists shameless plug

            2. Is a moderator/support on one of the forum software companies (voluntary), as well as beta testing another forum software before its public release.

            One tip, beware of the one who thinks they can casts spells, as they tend to go wrong by the looks of things.

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              Becxsmagic
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              WHADDYA MEAN? I've only gone wrong once, or twice...or more times.

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                Devanté
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                Greetings Devanté, and welcome to this mad place that we call Knightmare forums. I'm the weido Brollachan that many call er Brollachan.

                Ah I think we have a few things in common...

                1. Designs and maintains a few websites resists shameless plug

                2. Is a moderator/support on one of the forum software companies (voluntary), as well as beta testing another forum software before its public release.

                One tip, beware of the one who thinks they can casts spells, as they tend to go wrong by the looks of things.

                Glad to meet you. Ah well...will be sharing my ideas for this site when I have the time.

                Anyways, thanks for the introduction. If you need any help or any coding has gone wrong, just email me. ^_^

                Heh, never used this forum software before. Seems familiar to vBulletin, and uses the same layout...ah well, will have to get used to it.

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                  Skarkill
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                  WHADDYA MEAN? I've only gone wrong once, or twice...or more times.

                  I lost count some were around about 1000.

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                    Becxsmagic
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                    Perhaps, but that means I can do this:

                    SPELLCASTING B E L I N D A C A R L I S L E

                    Whoops evil smile my mistake.

                    How about a song, Belindkill?

                    In reply to Skarkill: I'm sure Snowwiewolf won't mind, maybe she likes Belinda Carlisle...Well she can tell me, or bite me.

                    Yes, she sang that and Heaven is a place on Earth, and Leave a light on for me (Belinda, not Snowwiewolf)

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                      Skarkill
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                      How UN-LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      Anyway Snowwie won't be happy with you. She hates anyone else changing me into things. Thats her job.

                      (Belinda Carlisle? Didn't she sing Cricle In The Sand??)

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        welcome to the looooooony bin I'm Snowwie the elven wolfie if Skarks gets on your nerve just ask me (or Becxs if I'm not a round)

                        Nah I won't bite you Becxs though it is my job to turn skarkill in to things

                        But next time ask turns Becxs in to a ball of fluff

                        Oopsie... she was supposed to turn in to a puppy

                        Ah well turns Skarkill in to a tall boy, with long red hair and piercings

                        Well, my concertration has flown out the window.. Say Skarkill I seem to have to have turned you in to... giggles uncontrollably

                        modified: took some time to recover, sorry Skarks I turned you in to a verry cute boy from my school... umm Skarkill what are you doing tonight?

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                          Becxsmagic
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                          Woof...I mean sorry, I'll ask next time.

                          PS Devante, cool username, is it your real name or did you get it from somewhere?

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                            Skarkill
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                            Ah well turns Skarkill in to a tall boy, with long red hair and piercings

                            Well, my concertration has flown out the window.. Say Skarkill I seem to have to have turned you in to... giggles uncontrollably

                            modified: took some time to recover, sorry Skarks I turned you in to a verry cute boy from my school... umm Skarkill what are you doing tonight?

                            Sigh I Always knew you loved me realy Snowwie

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              That didint answer my question. What are you doing tonight?

                              (and how long does that spell last, you look cute... er as the cute boy from school)

                              ps: mom told me not to tease ye too much

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                                Skarkill
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                                (Oh I don't mind being teased by you Snowwie. )

                                I'm not doing anything tonight.

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Then fly over here to Finland

                                  ps: My mother is helping me in teasing you, with your own permission

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                                    Becxsmagic
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                                    Can I fly over? sprouts wings

                                    PS. Seeing as we're using Devante's thread, does anyone want to post another welcome?

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                                      Skarkill
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                                      Then fly over here to Finland

                                      ps: My mother is helping me in teasing you, with your own permission

                                      I think this should move to the Back Up Forum

                                      (Since your IM is no longer working and my MSN is ut of commison)

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                                        Devanté
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                                        Woof...I mean sorry, I'll ask next time.

                                        PS Devante, cool username, is it your real name or did you get it from somewhere?

                                        Yes, that is my real name.

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          I agree plus the back up forum has been quiet for a long time so it'd be nice.

                                          PS. Seeing as we're using Devante's thread, does anyone want to post another welcome?

                                          welcome yet again! Now you've witnessed the craziness

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