Parody of YMCA by The Village People and Time Warp from RHPS

Becxsmagic

Falls off chair laughing That's FANTASTIC Drassil, how did you come up with that?

Here's something I thought of when listening to YMCA by the Village People:

My friend, please don't be depressed

I said, my friend, don't need to pass any test

I said, my friend, you're a Knightmare fan

There's no need to start feeling lonely

My friend, there's a place you can be

I said, my friend, owners Darren and Billy

Will make sure, you have lots of fun

With Blind Date, Catchphrase, Mornington...

It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey

Everything for KM fans and it never ends

You can chat with all your friends

It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey

You can get snogged by Snowwie, you can watch the news

Just remember we have some screws loose

My friend, please wipe your feet

In the chatroom, more people to meet

Don't think you've met Pooka, Sodoto or Keith

Prepare to stare in disbelief

No one escapes the resident bots

My friend, they will tie you in knots

Cypher, Caei, Jobey and formerly Q

At http://ikm.ezri.mine.nu

It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey

My friend, I was once in your shoes

I was lonely and had the blues

I had no fun, till I entered the chat

And the members all changed that

One night, I took their advice

They didn't care that, I turned them into mice

So go down, to the KM Chat, hey

And start chatting today

It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey

OK, it's got nothing to to with KM, but I'm thinking up something else. And it makes me look like an egomaniac. Mission accomplished.

Here's YET ANOTHER reworking of "The Time Warp"

It's astounding

Life force fleeting

Madness takes it's toll

Listen closely, to my instructions

Lord Fear, he'll take control

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those phases when

The fearnessss would hit me

Brollachan would be calling

Let's do the time warp again

It's just a jump on the ledge

And a sidestep to the right

Put your helm on your head

And clutch the eye shield tight

But it's the "Ooh Nasty"

That really drive you insane

Let's do the time warp again

It's so dreamy

Treguard please free me

But he can't see me

No, not at all

With a bit of a mouth slip

You're victim of Olaf's "blip"

And nothing could ever be the same

Wait for manifestation

But if in trepidation

Let's do the time warp again

Well I was looking through the glass but unaware

Lord Fear was giving me an evil stare

Then I was there, taken by surprise

By his cool new lair and his glowing eyes

The bell chimed and I felt the shame

Time was nothing 'cos I lost the game