Most innapropriate KM characters
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Ah Wok was cr@p man, he took the ancient british spirit out of the program (now he reminds me of Ting Tong from little Britain with that fake taiwanie accent).
Scaramonger was alright.
He did babble and waste valuable quest time but I do love a Brummie accent... occasionally!
(geordies better)
but Majida.....
What a waste of time!
That yabba-yabba at the start of the series (was on today actually!) did my head in and Pickle was more of a help- at least you could understand him!
I think storm gueists were a bit badly designed (looked a bit odd and un-skull like) but they did replace the good old haunting and gave pooka a bit of a side-kick!
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Ah Wok was cr@p man, he took the ancient british spirit out of the program (now he reminds me of Ting Tong from little Britain with that fake taiwanie accent).
Have to dissagree with you there djoska.
Ah Wok wasn't the first none english character in KM that was Olaf The Vikeing from Series 2-3.
And Fatilla in Series 4 was supposedly a Hun so he wasn't a Bristish character either.
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Ah Wok wasn't the first non-english character in KM that was Olaf The Viking from Series 2-3.
Djoska didn't say that Ah Wok was the first non-English character, although I also disagree that he destroyed the 'spirit of the show'. There were plenty of traders from abroad in Britain during the era. Oriental ones were unlikely, to be fair, but not impossible, and there were plenty of more serious anachronisms in the series than him.
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I think storm gueists were a bit badly designed (looked a bit odd and un-skull like) but they did replace the good old haunting and gave pooka a bit of a side-kick!
Before I'd seen series 6 (which I finally managed at the end of 2004 or there abouts, aged 25) I'd seem the Stormgeists on the KM website, and I figured they would shoot across the screen like the Lost Souls from Doom. But, instead, they floated pathetically and didn't have anywhere near the menace that the skulls had.
Then again, I saw the skulls first time round. That probably had something of an impact.
And the series 4/5 pookas were a lot nastier than the series 6/7 versions.
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They were nastier weren't they?
Now they look really dated- which makes it even worse!
Anyway,
All the characters like Olaf, Ridolfo, and the like were good because they seemed to fit in better.
I just didn't like Ah Wok and the music that accompanied.
East Asians and Pre-Medieval Britain- mmm.
That's why I thought Majida didn't fit in. But she wasn't too helpful!!
Why did Treguard even need a sidekick?
He could be more powerful and scary on his own.
(Where did I read a post someone wrote where this person thought he looked like someone from the sex offenders list...?)
And what about the troll in the early series'
...I'm a troll, I'm a troll, roll-de-roll, rol-de-roll,
this songs a load of TOSH!
He wasn't very scary was he? And how would he have killed someone unless they fell of the ledge?
Didn't Guy Standeven play all the "Larger" characters back then?
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Gwendolen was a tad too....bland, exept for the "tall elder brother bit"
Gretel also got on my nerve, specially her laughing. Scary, but when I'm relaxed I laugh just like her...
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I always found Snapper Jack a bit unsettling as a youngster. Now, with retrospect I can see he's totally pervy! He's a wee bit camp and is trying to capture children with his net and his naff glove puppet. It all adds up to something very bizarre!
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haha
snipper, snapper, look here's jack,
Now I'm erasing memories of my life, smoking crack!
Instead of catching fools, I'm now sitting in my net, collecting pieces of falling nose!
Treguard: spellcasting
D, H, S, S, ....whoosh!(quote from another post from another topic- quite relevant though as Snapper Jack needs to sort his life out, and his characterisation!)
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