Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Said Skarkill to Hands, "Do you think
That you have had too much to drink?"
Although Sly tried quibbling
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It didn't help his dribbling,
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Said Skarkill to Hands, "Do you think
That you have had too much to drink?"
Although Sly tried quibbling
It didn't help his dribbling,
"LOVELY!" grinned Skarkill with a wink.
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When Lord Fear fell into his pool,
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[When the previous post in this thread was made, after so long, I was worried that the forum was too quiet for another limerick to take off, and a gap of nearly three months seems to support that.
But if we can just get this current one finished, we'll have 67, and it will be an appropriate time for this formerly popular thread to 'retire' and be moved to the Klassic Discussion archive.]When Lord Fear fell into his pool,
He felt it veraciously cruel
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KNIGHTMARE LIMERICK CORNER
The dungeon was open once more,
For commence of a quest as before,
The fire would burn,
But if they take a wrong turn,
They'll fall through a hole in the floor!
Level One was full of clues,
And many items to use,
Decisions to make,
And directions to take,
With plenty bombs with a lit fuse!
And so now we are in Level 2,
Where the dangers are waiting for you,
With a starving lifeforce,
You need food of course,
And some magic to help see you through!
Arrival in Level 3,
Where the undead roam around free,
Before imminent demise,
Spellcasting is wise,
I surely hope you agree!
The end of the quest is near,
With one final obstacle here,
With the Shield in your sight,
To protect you from fight,
It won't protect you from fear!
The end of your quest is a mess,
Where you make a mistake in distress,
The death is so ghastly,
Treguard says "Nasty",
D.I.S......M.I.S.S.
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Ooh, nice to see this thread lasted a little while longer anyway! Been AGES since I last visited.
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By me and Jake clears throat:
When Stiletta prised open her chest,
She found inside an annoying pest,
She shouted, "Oh God
It's Motley the Sod!"
And he said, "It's only a jest!"
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