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  • HStormH
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    HStorm
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    No worries. It's kind of fun dreaming up questions for this, although I must admit I'm running out of ideas for them. Maybe someone new can work out a list of questions for KMQI VI?

    (Of questionable relevance I know, but I'm running another QI quiz on another forum - http://thegreatcritic.proboards24.com/index.cgi?board=miscell&action=display&thread=1131911687&page=2

    It's not Knightmare-related, just General Knowledge, but please join in if you're interested.)

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      Eyeshield
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      Don't worry about TES running out of QI questions in the near future - I've got A LOT in the pipeline!

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        Eyeshield
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        Just in case anyone's still interested in entering, I'd like to point out that this competition CLOSES tomorrow night at 23:59:59. For answers and results, check out TES issue 49 on New Year's Day.

        Merry Christmas to everyone in Knightmare Land from The Eye Shield fanzine.

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          Eyeshield
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          The Eye Shield fanzine presents the sixth round of Knightmare QI. The following questions have been devised by current Knightmare QI champion Liam Callaghan, with a few suggestions from me here and there. (As I’m feeling kind, here’s one last tip for you – watch the wording!)

          1. How many times did a quest come to a natural end (i.e. not including getting cut short for the end of the series) at the end of an episode of Knightmare?

          2. In which series did all the dungeoneers perish?

          3. Who was the first dungeoneer to make a pact with Hordriss that involved retrieving an object for him in exchange for magic?

          4. Which is the last quest to feature part of the original life force clock?

          5. Who was the first dungeoneer to cross the Dunswater in exchange for a bar of gold or silver?

          6. During which quest was Hordriss first seen?

          7. Which was the final dungeoneer to go head-to-head against Mogdred?

          8. Which is the first dungeoneer to be presented with the eye shield at the start of their quest?

          9. How many dungeoneers (of the ones who met a wall monster in series 1-3, and yes, that does include Brangwen, as well as Golgarach, Granitas, Igneous and Olgarth) failed to answer at least one wall monster question correctly? (I.e. they failed to venture ANY correct answers whatsoever.)

          10. Who was the first dungeoneer to converse with Smirkenorff?

          E-mail eyeshield2002@hotmail.com or PM me your answers by Sunday February 17th 2008, and you could be our next Knightmare QI champion!

          Remember, for each question, a correct answer earns you one point, identifying the cliché earns you a further point, and there are two bonus points available for supplying some Quite Interesting supplementary information. Don’t forget to watch out for those clichés – each one you hit will decrease your score by at least ten points, so be careful!

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            Eyeshield
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            3 entries so far, just under 5 weeks remaining...

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              Eyeshield
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              This competition closes one week tomorrow, so there's still time to enter! If you're in two minds about whether to have a go, why not throw caution to the wind and give it a shot?

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              • HStormH
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                HStorm
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                Yeah, go for it. All it can cost you is the time to type up an email!

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                  Eyeshield
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                  This competition CLOSES at 23:59:59 TONIGHT. We're back up to seven entries, which is great. For answers and results check out the bumper issue 50 of The Eye Shield on March 1st.

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                    Eyeshield
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                    The Eye Shield presents the seventh round of the phenomenon that is Knightmare QI. Most of the answers can be found quite easily with a little research, either by watching certain Knightmare episodes or even looking on the website, but of course, it’s crucial that you research in the right place – all but one of these has a cliché, so watch out!

                    In the case of the first question, a little research may also be required, although you might need to seek a different source of information altogether, and I urge you not to use previous issues of The Eye Shield for this purpose.

                    1. What is the proper name of the weapon carried by the Automatum?

                    2. Which character personally killed the most dungeoneers?

                    3. Which is the only team to have the advisors as well as the dungeoneer physically affected by the circumstances of their death?

                    4. Which dungeoneer is the first to find a scroll on a clue table?

                    5. Which team is the first to choose their own quest object, rather than have it told to them?

                    6. In the minecart’s first series 3 appearance, which character was available for giving the starting push?

                    7. In series 4, which dungeoneer is the first to release Gundrada from the stocks?

                    8. What do these three characters have in common? HORDRISS, SMIRKENORFF, MELLISANDRE.

                    9. Which is the only winning team not to be pictured (or at least to have their dungeoneer pictured) in the end credits of the episode in which they won?

                    10. Who is the last dungeoneer to make use of a trapdoor?

                    Remember, there is a potential score of four points for each question, including one point for giving the correct answer, one point for identifying the cliché (or the lack of a cliché, in one case) and two points for any Quite Interesting supplementary information you may be able to think of. Be sure to watch out for those clichés – each one you hit will decrease your score by ten whole points, and we don’t want that, do we? E-mail your answers to eyeshield2002@hotmail.com or send a PM by Sunday April 20th 2008, and you could be our next Knightmare QI champion!

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                      Eyeshield
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                      This competition CLOSES at 23:59:59 TONIGHT. Many thanks to my eight entrants; answers and results can be found in The Eye Shield Issue 51, coming soon to a Knightmare website near you.

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                        Eyeshield
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                        The Eye Shield presents yet another round of Knightmare QI. These questions have been written by Liam Callaghan, who is keen to catch you all out, so be careful!

                        1. What does the following sequence represent? 19, 31, 39, 48, 55, 69.

                        2. Which was the least common quest object?

                        3. During which quest did Mellisandre first appear?

                        4. What was the most common contestant name?

                        5. What does this sequence represent? MA1, TA1, CR6, SH11, CR12, SW12, SH14, CR16.

                        6. What does this sequence represent? 3210, 3712, 4530, 0431, 3411, 0421, 0322, 1231.

                        7. What number did all the series 3 dungeoneers roll on the die?

                        8. Which method of changing levels had the longest lifespan?

                        9. Throughout all eight series of Knightmare, how many contestants died?

                        10. How many characters said “Enter, Stranger,” during Knightmare’s run?

                        As usual, four points are available for each question – one for supplying the correct answer, one for identifying the cliché, and two for any Quite Interesting supplementary information that is vaguely relevant to the question. E-mail your answers to eyeshield2002@hotmail.com or PM them to me by Sunday June 22nd 2008, and you could be the next champion of Knightmare QI. Wouldn’t that be something? Answers and results will be revealed in issue 52.

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                          Eyeshield
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                          This competition closes today. Answers and results will be in The Eye Shield Issue 52, coming July 1st.

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                            1. What is the only letter of the alphabet never to have been spellcast?

                            2. Which of these characters is the odd one out: Sir Hugh, Pixel, the Samurai or Gwendoline? See if you can conjure up the correct answer.

                            3. Excluding winners’ trophies, in how many series of Knightmare did frightknights feature?

                            4. Which of these spells is the odd one out: HERO, HEROES, HOME or WIND?

                            5. Whose pet cat do we see during series 6?

                            6. Which of these is the odd one out: Folly, Merlin, wellways or Lillith? You might want to discuss this question with others at a later date.

                            7. What does the sequence 7, 15, 15, 12, 14, 13, 14, 15 signify? Finalise your answer.

                            8. Who was the first character to mispronounce something in Latin on Knightmare?

                            9. Which of these characters is the odd one out: Hordriss, Smirkenorff or Gumboil? As ever, Quite Interesting supplementary information will earn you credit.

                            10. How many teams met an “Ooh, nasty!” end in series 4?

                            These questions come from the mind of Knightmare QI Master Drassil himself, so expect no mercy, although there are a few clues for you in there, if you can spot them. As usual, four points are available for each question – one for supplying the correct answer, one for identifying the cliché (or, in the case of TWO of these questions, the lack of a cliché) and two for any Quite Interesting supplementary information that is vaguely relevant to the question. E-mail your answers to eyeshield2002@hotmail.com or PM them to me by Saturday August 16th 2008 and you could be the next Knightmare QI champion. Just imagine how great that would feel! Answers and results will be revealed in issue 53.

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                              Eyeshield
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                              This competition closes at the stroke of midnight tonight, so if you're thinking about sneaking in an entry, you've got two hours left! My thanks as ever to those who did enter, and don't forget to check the answers and results in The Eye Shield Issue 53, coming your way on Monday September 1st.

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                                Eyeshield
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                                Now it’s time for Liam Callaghan to complete his trilogy of devious arrays of QI questions by kicking off another round! See if you can wrap your brains around these.

                                1. What does this sequence signify? RD6, KN13, CS12, GS8, KY9, CS7, BY7, OR7.

                                2. What do all these characters have in common? HORDRISS, MALICE, LORD FEAR, MRS GRIMWOLD, SYLVESTER HANDS.

                                3. What do all these characters have in common? BROTHER MACE, MOTLEY, SIDRISS, THE FERRYMAN, RIDOLFO, GRIMALDINE, GREYSTAGG, SYLVESTER HANDS.

                                4. What have all these characters done during Knightmare’s run? LORD FEAR, LISSARD, MILDREAD, HORDRISS, SYLVESTER HANDS, MERLIN, MOGDRED.

                                5. Which is the odd character out? LORD FEAR, SKARKILL, SYLVESTER HANDS, JULIUS SCARAMONGER, AESANDRE, GREYSTAGG, CAPTAIN NEMANOR, HORDRISS, DREADNORT, HEGGATTY, LISSARD, RAPTOR, GRIMALDINE, BROLLACHAN, SNAPPER-JACK, HONESTY BARTRAM, BHAL-SHEBAH, MALDAME.

                                6. Who is the odd one out? MERLIN, MOGDRED, GRETEL, THE GRIMWOLDS, FOLLY.

                                7. What does this sequence signify? 10, 16, 37, 43, 53, 61, 62, 68.

                                8. Which of these fatal traps and puzzles is the odd one out? MEDUSA’S STARE, THE DUNGEON VALLEY (QUICKSAND), THE BLOCK AND TACKLE, THE CORRIDOR OF BLADES, CAUSEWAYS, PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.

                                9. What does this sequence represent? 1360, 1234, 1240, 0316, 5134, 0135, 0216, 1426.

                                10. Finally, what does the following sequence represent? You’ll have to be “sharp” to get this one. TOP RIGHT, BOTTOM LEFT, TOP RIGHT, BOTTOM LEFT, TOP RIGHT, BOTTOM LEFT, BOTTOM LEFT, BOTTOM RIGHT, BOTTOM RIGHT.

                                As usual, four points are available for each question – one for supplying the correct answer, one for identifying the cliché (or, in the case of one of these questions, the lack of a cliché) and two for any Quite Interesting supplementary information that is vaguely relevant to the question. E-mail your answers to eyeshield2002@hotmail.com or PM them to me by Saturday October 18th 2008 and you could be the next Knightmare QI champion. Just imagine how great that would feel! Answers and results will be revealed in issue 54. (By the way, the competition is open from Monday September 1st to Saturday October 18th inclusive, but if you send your answers between Saturday September 6th and Friday September 12th, you should expect some delay in receiving your results as I will be on holiday during that week.)

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                                  Eyeshield
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                                  Don't forget to check out TES issue 54 on November 1st for the answers to and results of this competition, and much, much more!

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                                    Eyeshield
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                                    Don’t forget to watch out for the clichés (all but two of these questions have them) and remember that you can earn up to four points for each question – one for a correct answer, one for identifying the cliché, and two for slipping in some Quite Interesting supplementary information. PM or e-mail your answers (eyeshield2002@hotmail.com) by Saturday December 13th 2008 and you could be the next Knightmare QI Champion!

                                    1. When Elita loses her voice, which character reveals to us (the Watchers) what has actually happened to her?

                                    2. By whom is Mrs Grimwold accompanied during all but one of her series 3 appearances?

                                    3. Which is the first losing team not to be dismissed by the spell DISMISS?

                                    4. What is the significance of these spells? LANTERN, FREEZER, SLEEP, DARK, DANCE, SWORD, GRIP, ENERGY, TWIST, CURE, RUN.

                                    5. What is the maximum number of consecutive Scottish dungeoneers featured on Knightmare?

                                    6. Who was the first dungeoneer to ride Smirkenorff from level one to level two?

                                    7. Which dungeoneer made use of a talking book?

                                    8. Which is the final character to be seen locked in a set of stocks?

                                    9. What is unique about the spyglass sequence in the final episode of series 6?

                                    10. In series 8, how many teams managed to answer three of Snapper-Jack’s riddles correctly?

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                                      Oh happy day, Knightmare QI is back! These questions come from the devious mind of Jim Waterman.

                                      1. Which is the first episode of Knightmare during which a pooka can be seen?

                                      2. Which is the last episode of Knightmare during which a pooka can be seen?

                                      3. Which is the first team to hear “Ooh, nasty!” from Treguard?

                                      4. Which is the last quest to feature the original Helmet of Justice?

                                      5. How many of Knightmare’s contestants can be seen during the closing credits of at least one episode?

                                      6. How many Knightmare characters were seen consuming alcoholic drinks? (This does not include extras at the Crazed Heifer, or any other such drinking establishment.)

                                      7. How many witches were seen making use of a broomstick?

                                      Go on, all you Knightmare QI enthusiasts – have a bash at these, you know you want to! E-mail your answers to eyeshield2002@hotmail.com or PM them to me by Saturday April 18th 2009, and that elusive title of Knightmare QI champion could be yours! Remember, four points are available for each question – one for supplying the correct answer, one for identifying the cliché, and two bonus points for any Quite Interesting supplementary information that is vaguely relevant to the question. Don’t forget to watch out for those clichés – give one as your answer and you lose ten points!

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        I'm not even going to attempt dude. Knowing me I'd answer them in a totally different way. I'm like the Oracle of Confusion...

                                        Once in my mock exams there was a question in chemistry: "What is water?" I answered: "Melted Steam!" (That was a joke by the way)

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                                          Eyeshield
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                                          You don't have to give the exact answers I've got on my card for QI, by the way, as long as they're actually correct in some way, and not one of the cliches. Do have a go if you feel like it, Fidjit! Here's another answer to the water question - condensed water vapour!

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