Caption Contest
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Oh, you name him dearie, and Festus will have taken a bite out of him at one time or another. We're a charity now, dearie, what with there being no dungeoneers coming this way any more. We get free board and lodgings in Level 1 paid for by the public, if Festus finishes off D-List celebrities. Have you seen Noel Edmonds recently? No, thought not. Judith Chalmers? Well dearie, you get the idea. He's munching on some former Big Brother contestants as we speak.
Oh, alright then, speaking of which I've not heard much from the A1 lads nowadays ;D
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I'll kick that muttbag into outer space, he never ate any dungeoneers anyway
He's so fearsome now he'd only have to bark and your life force quiche would drop a grade.
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He's so fearsome now he'd only have to bark and your life force quiche would drop a grade.
Or a slice, as may be more appropriate in the case of the quiche.
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Oh, alright then, speaking of which I've not heard much from the A1 lads nowadays ;D
Oooh no, dearie, that had absolutely nothing to do with Festus. That was old Mildread, that was. She captured them and took them with her in her cauldron to Barbados. She loves it there, dearie: she said in her postcard that no-one even stares at her when she cackles, now. And apparently whe A1 boys are enjoying themselves seeing to her every whim. Well, as least it's better than her stealing my hubbie, dearie.
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Oooh no, dearie, that had absolutely nothing to do with Festus. That was old Mildread, that was. She captured them and took them with her in her cauldron to Barbados. She loves it there, dearie: she said in her postcard that no-one even stares at her when she cackles, now. And apparently whe A1 boys are enjoying themselves seeing to her every whim. Well, as least it's better than her stealing my hubbie, dearie.
Well at least everyone knows they're safe, alive and well.... ;D
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Well at least everyone knows they're safe, alive and well.... ;D
Safe and well with Mildread? Well, at least they're alive, until she bored with her new playthings all too quickly.
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What about this one? It just seems to me a bit odd that Melly would run towards Mr Grimwold, not away from him!
Perhaps there is something they're not telling us!
Nah, I think Melly is Mr G's "bit on the side"
Jusu hope Mrs G doesn't find out ;D
lol
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