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Knightmare moments that made you laugh out loud

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    Pooka
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    "Smirkenorff looks good in reverse..."

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      Fidjit
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      Mrs Grimwolds "Shut up Festus routine" that was definitely a classic for me

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        "Karen! You've been playing with his plunger!"

        That gem might have passed me by as a nine-year-old, but was rather more effective when I was well into my twenties...

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          PookasRule
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          Um there's a goblin surrounding you Julie. Say hello to the goblins and ask them if they'd like a present.

          Barry's quest - so many gems in that one. Far too many to list.

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            One month on, and I'm surprised nobody has mentioned...

            strong Welsh accent

            "Simon, sidestep to your left..."

            At the time it'll have been greeted with gasps of disbelief. Of course, these days, now that we are all well aware of what happens...

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              Pooka
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              "Simon - sidestep to your left..."

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                PookasRule
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                My name is Lord Fear's top henchman.

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                  Gonzo
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                  My biggest laugh out loud moments:-

                  Martin from series 3 having a go at his advisers for whispering, because he couldn't hear them.

                  Pickle looking at the camera at the end of one episode and saying "I say you lot - bog off!".

                  Any time Fatilla appeared.

                  Douglas' bomb death in series 3. Funny because as a team they were dreadful and deserved the early death, and because of Tregard's almost victorious "Ooooh, what a terrible, terrible mess!".

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                    "Simon - sidestep to your left..."

                    I'd also have to say that one. I wonder if there was a funnier moment in the entire series!? That was a real laugh.

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                      "Simon - sidestep to your left..."

                      I'd also have to say that one. I wonder if there was a funnier moment in the entire series!? That was a real laugh.

                      Yeah thats gotta be EPIC, said Left instead of Right LOL - I bet that team are really P**SED off about that now LOL

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                        HStorm
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                        Yeah thats gotta be EPIC, said Left instead of Right LOL - I bet that team are really P**SED off about that now LOL

                        Apparently, the guy who gave the instruction was beaten up by his team-mates afterwards. I kid ye not.

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                          knightmaredave
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                          Akash and friends andn their doom in lilliths lair!

                          "OH MY GOD HA HA HA HA HA OOHA"

                          BONG

                          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NASSSSSSTY

                          i think this counts for most people's opinion lol

                          definately my favourie and wil enevr cease to be

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                            My 5 fav moments

                            Barrys Quest

                            Sly Hands I av to blow my ORN Series 6 Januarys quest!

                            Series 5 Team 2s death The 'Magic Horn' and Skarkills 'I am gonna put my irons on you'.

                            Simons sidestep to your left!

                            Gideons 'oh my God' Series 8 Team 2 the guy is a legend! Lol

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                              Alan from Series 6 falling off the Causeway.

                              Treguard: Ooh, nasty.

                              Advisor: We're dead, Alan.

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                                Lord Fear: He'd try it on with a goblin if he caught one in a dress. XDDDDDD

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                                  Chris from Series 3 in the cauldron room. As well as putting the herbs in the caution like he was meant to, he put the label in with them.

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                                    Christopher's team from Series 2 mistaking a spade for a giant spoon. Even funnier that they decided to name it the "Spoon of Interest" and that was entirely the team's idea. It's said that you should always call a spade a spade.

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                                      Christopher's team from Series 2 mistaking a spade for a giant spoon. Even funnier that they decided to name it the "Spoon of Interest" and that was entirely the team's idea. It's said that you should always call a spade a spade.

                                      Maybe they were bored of the game and decided to make up their own quest? "We seek the Fork of Destiny..."

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                                        UnclePobatti
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                                        Quite a few moments, but off the top of my head:

                                        In the final episode of season 2, Treguard says:

                                        Ah, how pleasant! I should relax here if I were you team, there's absolutely no danger - and as an added bonus a small friendly, furry creature is about to come and pet you.
                                        In the first episode of season 8, the look on Treguard's face as he suddenly notices Richard's height and looks really quite surprised and awkward.

                                        There was a moment in one of the middling seasons where a dungeoneer was turned into an goblin. Treguard tried to explain the possibly bad predicament he was in, but Chris just came right out and decided, in a squeaky voice, that he wanted to stay a goblin! Treguard admitted that's one way of looking at it

                                        The entirety of Barry's quest in season 7 is also hilarious pretty much throughout due to the fact that our dungeoneer seems to do everything entirely by himself and has got quite a way with words. If only all dungeoneers were like him

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                                          mine has to be (and my closest friends will know what i'm going to say has to be the whole of Akashes quest in series 2 ooooooh naaaasty.

                                          1. You're in a room, erm explain Kirsten i can't ... well then there's no hope for you here as an advisor.

                                          2. Akash run bang oh ha h ha ha ha ..

                                          yes i'd laugh if i was nearly bombed in a bomb room too.

                                          1. The death with lilith- a classic. No ice pack no ice his reaction " no" do you want a gem- erm a bit too late dearie

                                          doom doom dooom

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