New years resolutions
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Pickle: I will remember and get a pair of toasty slippers to wear because this antechamber is flippin' freezing!
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Name some resolutions that KM characters will uphold all the way through to 12:05am on New Year's morning.
LORD FEAR: "In final confrontations, I resolve to kill quests sharply, urgently, and without unnecessary preamble."
MARTA: "Oi resolves to do the top button on moi dress up, and to always stand up straight when the camera's on me."
MOGDRED: "I resolve to say something witty when someone insults me."
BARRY THORN: "I resolve to get to the point."
BUMPTIOUS: "I resolve not to make a fuss over silly procedural rules."
SLY HANDS: "I resolves to, like... y'know... wash."
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Setting aside KM characters, I've been thinking myself about resolutions for January, and I've narrowed it down to two. First, what if we're wrong about trees? What if there are too many of them? Should we be helping to reduce their number? If so, I intend to go about this subtly, by accidentally-on-purpose making a bit of a mess about the place when running taps, pouring drinks etc so I can use excessive amounts of kitchen roll and toilet paper to clear it up. Second, in this big, people-saturated, tree-saturated world, it's important not to forget that a measure of strangeness is good for maintaining a sense of self.
So in short:
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Sprinkle to deforest.
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Remember to be odd.
Like I said, resolutions for January.
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You can't see me right now, but I'm doing that 'we're not worthy' pose thing from Wayne's World. That's how impressed I am.
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Thank you. You can't see me right now, but I'm doing that 'schwing' pose thing from Wayne's World. That's how flattered I am.
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Switching to fan-characters...
Kully: I resolve to stop having random rows with my brother.
Crystal: I resolve to getting over my fear of water and to sort out Lord Fear so he won't call me 'kitten whiskers' from now on (and maybe I can scratch Lissard on the way).
Reconboo: I resolve to find a way to shrink my ears to normal side so I won't look like Dumbo.
Amy: I resolve to playing a proper game next time I go on Knightmare.
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