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Clues from Your Table (parody of Crumbs from Your Table by U2)

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    A song about wall monsters, and a couple of Series 2 teams who failed to earn their useful hints. Again it's not great but the idea wouldn't leave me alone. Original song & lyrics here.


    Not the brightest spark

    Just a hapless fool

    There was so much on offer

    Why did you offer the jewel?

    It was there for the taking

    What you needed to use

    But you replied with rubbish

    When he demanded the truth

    *Cool down monster, cool off

    Cool down monster, cool off

    You speak of times and legends

    I need some direction

    I would be leaving, if I was able

    But I'm waiting on the clues from your table*

    You were pretty bad at riddles

    It was one out of three

    Then your fate was sealed by illiteracy

    For a jar with no sweets

    You gave as your toll

    And you broke every bone

    When you fell in that hole

    *You speak of times and legends

    But I need some direction

    I would be leaving, if I was able

    But I'm waiting on the clues from your table

    What you know should not decide

    Whether you live or whether you die

    Three truths you sought

    One is all you got

    Victory passes by

    And you speak of times and legends

    But I need some direction

    I would be leaving, if I was able

    I'm waiting on the clues from your table... hey!*

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