Treg' of Thought (parody of Train of Thought by A-ha)

[Drassil]

{Music video}

Dedicated to Rhianna, who I know appreciates A-ha/Knightmare cross-referencing. It's a parody of their song Train of Thought.

He likes to have some coffee and a pipe to light

Soon the kids, they're in charge

Forwards onwards left and right

He puts a pile of logs into the fireplace

Disappears into his costume

It's another working day

And his halls are full of dangers

Corridors of blades and spears

And the tensions are not easing

Here more lurks than first appears

Oh, Treguard's face they carry with them

He does a lot of reading in the makeup chair

All those scenarios he must learn while they do his hair

On set an elf awaits him, dressed like a legume

Thinking, out there is a blue screen

But there never was a room

And his words are "Enter, stranger"

And their eyes too bright to see

That nothing Hugo knows of

And nowhere Hugo's been

Was ever quite like this

And his halls are full of dangers

Corridors of blades and spears

And the tensions are not easing

Here more lurks than first appears

Oh, Treguard's face they carry with them

And at heart he's full of Knightmare

Lodging on his Treguard thoughts

Treguard thoughts

Lodging on his Treguard thoughts