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Dicken signs the guestbook!

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    Malefact
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    That scene with the 50-year-old Etruscan brandy is absolutely priceless! You can see Mace and Pickle desparately trying not to corpse!  ;D

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      Purgatory
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      who

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        Gerz
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        Cool

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          Emii
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          Who? What? I know who Dickon is but brandy? What?

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            Trial_by_Spikes
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            Does he still have the horn?

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              Debz_g
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              How very cool! I am impressed!! Poor Dicken, I wonder if he has ever lived David Learner's slip down and if occasionally people throw "Dicken's got the horn, master" or "Dicken, blow your horn and run!" at him

              Nice one though!!

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                Trial_by_Spikes
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                I wonder if he ever says it himself?

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                  WhiteDevil
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                  im sorry if this offends anyone, but dont you think you're all getting a bit carried away? Im a Knightmare fan aswell but if i were Dickon i would get a bit freaked out if i got this response out of signing a guestbook...

                  step outside, get a breath of fresh air!

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                    Malefact
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                    Agreed! This is the stuff complexes are made of!

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                      DavidNewton
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                      Isn't that metal ions and ligands?

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                        Malefact
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                        Not that kind of complex!  🙂

                        The psychological kind.

                        (and yes I do know about chemical complexes  😎 like haemoglobin!)

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          Haemogoblins? Are they similar to hobgoblins?

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                            Malefact
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                            Sort of except that haemogoblins are redder.  😉

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                              WhiteDevil
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                              haemogoblins also help you stay alive, dunno if hobgoblins would be able to help you with that tho  ;D

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                                DavidNewton
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                                Is this all my fault? <¦-)

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  Haemogoblins sound like blood-sucking goblins to me.

                                  And yes, it's your fault.

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                                    PunmiesterWhiteley
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                                    Do you have the occasional haemogoblin in your blood?

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                                      Emii
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                                      Having haemogoblins sounds a bit like piles. Eugh.

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                                        Emii
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                                        Oh wait - that's hemarroids. Doh.

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                                          Malefact
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                                          How did we end up here?  🙂

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