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    PunmiesterWhiteley
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    One of the red dragon heads said smart arse.  Shortly after that Lord Fear brainwashed it.

    I think this was in Dunstan's quest.

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      Malefact
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      Km must have the record for the most swear words slipped in!

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        natnut
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        I had to laugh at an episode when a group of boys had picked up a goblin horn instead of gold to bribe Skarkill but they wouldn't give up trying to sell this horn.

        "its a magic horn, take it to a cavern and blow it and riches beyond your wildest dreams will appear".

        SKARKILL:"why don't you blow it so i can hear what it sounds like?"

        with that he blows the horn and two goblins appear. Even then he still trys to carry on with all the magic horn stuff. it is quite funny.

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          Malefact
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          Akash's team from series 2 is also funny! A brilliant example of how NOT to play.  🙂

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            Trial_by_Spikes
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            Another humorous goblin moment is when a dungeoneer gets turned into a goblin and gets eaten by a dungeoneer. Before I got back into the series, this was one of the few deaths I could actually remember. My favourite moment must be though, when Treguard gets restrained by magic in his chair.

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              Malefact
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              Eaten by a blocker, you mean!  😉

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                Another humorous goblin moment is when a dungeoneer gets turned into a goblin and gets eaten by a dungeoneer.

                That would indeed be funny.

                Treguard: "Life force critical team, you must find food!"

                Advisors: "Quickly! Put the other dungeoneer disguised as a goblin in your knapsack!"

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                  Tom41
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                  How about the first quest in series 8? Possibly the shortest Knightmare quest ever, only taking one episode!

                  I also think it's funny when the teams mess up left and right, and sidestep where they were meant to turn. In one episode the dungeoneer was on the path, and was asked to "Turn to your right". The dungeoneer instead sidestepped to the right - into a pit of mud! I think there was also another occasion where a dungeoneer sidestepped all the way across a room to get to the door!

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                    Dan
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                    How about the first quest in series 8? Possibly the shortest Knightmare quest ever, only taking one episode!

                    There have been shorter quests - in fact, isn't there an episode in Series 1 that (possibly uniquely) has two team deaths in it?

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                      Malefact
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                      Yup! That episode is unique for two deaths.

                      It was the first episode I ever saw, too. It was shown on Monday, 12th October 1987. My 5th birthday was on the Wednesday. The Great Storm of 1987 was on the Friday!

                      What a week that was...  😮

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                        Lowebo
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                        Simon's sidestep, Barry - he is a GOD!! (prob cuz i would have been exactly like him if had the chance... sigh) And Dickon!

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                          Lowebo
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                          Oh, and Mrs Grimwold!!

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                            Emii
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                            Barry is ceratinly a God. he is also my pet...

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                              blackjack
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                              Chances are this has been done but as I have arrived late, lets see what your favourite scene is from the whole of Knightmare. Some that come to mind.

                              Medusa scene in Julian's quest in s2

                              Giles at the Block and Tackle

                              Simon, sidestep to your left!

                              Julie and Barry in s7 both had memorable scenes with Sylvester Hands

                              The troll hammer scene

                              Sophia talking back to Elita (very clever)

                              And several others.

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                                Melusina
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                                Many I'd have picked have been mentioned before ('side-step', 'cow-slip', "Shut up, Festus!" etc.) but here are some others:

                                TREGUARD: Well, it'll look good in Ruislip.

                                PICKLE: *(Exclaiming)*Elf Boots!

                                Advisor: We think it's something to do with elf boots.

                                (Cue Pickle looking completely bemused.)

                                HORDRISS: (in disguise) Hordriss? Hordriss? Never heard of him. Any fool can see that I am a tortoise. A superior tortoise, of course. Actually, a racing tortoise - a famous racing tortoise called...Nigel.

                                Virtually any scene with Rothberry, and of course, there's Hands' 'DAYORF'.

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                                  pjmlfc05
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                                  Sophia talking back to Elita was funny!

                                  Lord Fear's impersonations of the brollican and hordriss cracked me up!

                                  Ben's conversation with Ah Wok when saying 'oh we'll just buy the potion'

                                  Sylvester Hands getting drunk after Julie gave him ale!

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                                    SpectralScorpion
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                                    Barry saying 'well, in all honesty I'd rather swap the lamp' is one of my favourite moments ever in KM. XD

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                                      Melusina
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                                      From Series 6, Episode 1:

                                      MATT: (Picking up food) It's a croissant.

                                      Got to love him wiping his hand on Sylvester as well.

                                      I love the changing expressions on Pickle's face when Merlin asks him if he wants 'a hint' in the Christmas episode.

                                      The Dungeoneer saying "Down, boy!" to the descender.

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