My Knightmare Dream
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And another one (two sort of) from me!
Well do you know when the Dunshelm Players made When Five Tribes go to War ? Well I dreamt that I was watching it being acted out instead of just listening to it. The only scene I actually remember seeing was Merlin confronting Lord Fear near the end. It's a shame, I would like to see it acted out.
This one isn't exactly KM related but it's close enough. I found myself in this house and I didn't know who's it was. My little sister (10) came into the room and said that we were in Hugo Myatt's house because we were just visiting and I was like !!! A car pulled up outside and I caught a glimpse of three people getting out of a car before I went back into the room I was before. Then a girl called Fay came in saying that she was Hugo's daughter (quite understandable that she was called Fay as Treguard has a niece with the same name). Then I met his wife who I can't really remember but she was nice. And then...the big moment...I got excited, I smiled so much that my cheeks hurt...and as he came into the room...
Big disappointment!
He didn't even look like Treguard or himself in any case for that matter. He actually looked a bit like Bill Oddie with barely any hair. And he was a right grump. To be honest, I'm glad that dream actually ended and that's saying something. Pfft, oh well.
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In my dream last night I was Crystal and I was innocently sitting in my living room watching T.V. and then Lord Fear suddenly came in and whipped me with a belt! So I obviously complained to him and he got even angrier so he pinned me down on my couch and started whipping me even more! It actually hurt in the dream and when he finished I had a massive bruise above my right hip. Ouch!
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I had a random Knightmare dream last night, in which Lord Fear and Lissard were apparently going on a quest through the dungeon. Fear had a crown on his head, rather than the Helmet of Justice, and Lissard was his advisor, who for some reason was able to travel through the dungeon without a blindfold. I was amused by Fear asking "Where am I?" through clenched teeth as he found it quite degrading to talk like a dungeoneer.
The pair of them were also going to be accompanied by myself and two old schoolfriends - we were pretending to help them out, but really we were trying to stop them. In the first room, they'd been given a spell that would allow them to create a huge balloon (like an airship or something). Fear wanted to save the spell for the appropriate time and get going, but I suggested it would be a good idea to make the balloon now, and store it in the walls until we needed it - then if we had to make a quick getaway, we'd be "ready to rock 'n' roll".
His Lordship agreed, so we opened this big junk-filled cupboard in the wall, as we needed to find a small balloon that could be magically transformed. Luckily someone had left one in there (it was yellow, somewhat deformed and had various marker pen doodles on it, which were quite comical at the time, for reasons I can't recall). The five of us then climbed up a ladder to sit on a ledge above the cupboard - I guess so there was space on the floor to create the large balloon.
I secretly knew that the spell was in fact a trick, which would entrap Lord Fear and anyone who was touching him when he cast it. Sure enough, this bright blue glow went through him and Lissard and my two classmates, who were all sitting close together in a row, though it didn't quite reach me because there was a slight gap between us. At this point I'm not 100% sure what happened (it's become a bit muddled since I woke up), but I think my friends were able to escape - I remember observing that the magic seemed more powerful the closer you were to its source. The Opposition members were successfully imprisoned, and I was worried that Lord Fear would seek revenge on us if he managed to get out, but in the meantime I remarked that I couldn't wait to see Treguard's face when we told him what had happened!
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HAHAHA!!! What a funny dream
Since I'm a bit bored, I'll tell you two KM dreams I had in the past. The first one is my first ever dream that I had a few months after I finished watching all the series of KM on Challenge back when I was little. It was basically like any normal quest in that me and two other strangers were guiding this girl and the first room was leading up to a sort of small dome thingy (a bit like the Tellytubbies home except it was brown) and all these goblins were coming out of it. We told her "Take the cheese out of the knapsack." which she (oddly) did but for some reason she just held it in her hand and just looked at it whilst for some reason her helmet had appeared to have magically disappeared
The second one was that the eighth series had finished and me, Treguard and Pickle had gone to a holiday park and were staying in a caravan (I might have been playing Crystal in this dream but I can't quite remember). It was supposed to be winter but weather was brilliant and really hot so we all got deck-chairs and went outside to sit on them. Treguard was going on about how he didn't want to bother with the dungeon anymore and I was like "No! You can't just give up on it!"
The three of us then went to the Tower from 'Trapped' (a CBBC show) and the Voice was there telling us that we had to find a way to escape. I just jumped out of a window and left the other two trapped
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I don't believe I've ever had a Knightmare dream. One or two 'Nightmares', maybe, but not an actual dream about the show itself. I would quite like to have a dream though, getting into all kinds of strange scenarios and mayhem etc. But, no giant spiders, or crawling things, please.
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I dreamt I was a dungeoneer, though I must have been able to see my virtual surroundings. The most memorable challenge I faced was a super-evil version of the Corridor of Blades: instead of being straight it went round a series of bends, making it really difficult to tell which side the blades were coming along, and there were also holes in the floor and walls which the dungeoneer could fall through if they weren't guided carefully enough. It was terrifying!
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I had a dream a while ago I was walking in the dwarf tunnels. Then ended up in a room and all of a sudden Lord Fear and Skarkill was in front of me. They both then grabbed my arms and I heard this scary music and it kept getting louder. I then woke up feeling freaked out!!
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I've had loads of Knightmare related dreams over the years, but the most recent was a very quick one I had just a couple of weeks ago, after watching the GeekWeek episode. Just as I was falling asleep, I began to dream that I was browsing the Knightmare.com website, and the front banner read "Knightmare Series IX announced." I took a sharp intake of breath and woke up. I leapt out of bed, turned my computer on, went straight to the website to find that, alas, it was just a dream..... for now .....
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I had an odd dream last night where me and my boyfriend went to this amusement park place (kind of like Disney World if you get what I mean) and after a while we got seperated so I walked around on my own. Then I found this sort of shop but I thought it was a sort of exhibit and not an actual shop so I peered into it through the window and there was a robotic man sitting behind a counter just moving his arms and body in a fixed pattern. I couldn't see his face because he had a brown cloak on but I saw that he was wearing Treguard's outfit from seasons 3-6. And then I heard the robot quoting lines from Treguard...in Treguard's voice...and EVENTUALLY I realised that this was actually a robot Treguard and I said to myself, "...is this what he does in his spare time? " So I decided to take a picture to show everyone on the forums and I took forever to get a good one because I was taking it through the window, when this other family suddenly just opened the door of the shop and walked in! ...so I just went inside too feeling a little embarrased
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I've had a few dreams about Knightmare for the past few weeks. I remember one where Pickle shaved off Treguards beard! I have to admit, that was a cool dream. You should of seen Treguards face, it was...well...rather strange seeing him without a beard.
roaring with laughter at that one. did treguard ask him to? or was he cross?
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Dungeoneer2k3 » Thu Jul 24, 2003 6:31 pm
I've had a few dreams about Knightmare for the past few weeks. I remember one where Pickle shaved off Treguard's beard! I have to admit, that was a cool dream. You should of seen Treguard's face, it was...well...rather strange seeing him without a beard.
I dreamt [a few days ago after seeing the whole of series 1 of Knightmare for first time.] That i went on a quest in the dungeon to help Treguard get his castle deeds and dungeon master deeds back from Lord Fear as Lord Fear had stolen them. Treguard and Pickle were in it helping me.
We got the deeds back thanks to a level 2 guard called Cedric the mad monk who i befriended by dueling him with niceness and he had a long staff on him and he told me when deciding to help me. "You're not witless. You're just nice. Too nice really for your own good. That's your main problem. You'd never survive here on your own. So i'll help you. I'll help you to level three and i'll teach you my insult song for use on horrid guards and annoying cheekly elves and a few spells to use if you need to. Tell them i taught you and they'll let you past."
I wish someone had filmed that dream. The face of Lord Fear as i sang that song to him was so funny. [The insult song had the same tune to sounds of the underground.] Cedric also helped me tie up Lord Fear after i bet him. Then we met a friendly frightknight called Shadow who took charge of Lord Fear and helped us get back to the castle by scaring the Goblins away.
In my dream Lilith was Cedric's wife and he told me. "Don't tell the missis that you bet me in a duel. She might not give you a chance to tell you fully."
Met Lilith a few rooms later.
Lilith was nice to me and helped me in this quest with clue objects and spells. But then Treguard told her to be nice as time was not on our side at that point. She gave us some food at that point.
I so wiped the floor with Lord Fear at the end. laughing loudly.
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ARGH, I had a Knightmare dream that seemed incredibly real, and now I'm gutted it wasn't. I dreamt that a brand new one-off episode of Knightmare had been made available for download, with surprisingly little fanfare - I think it was advertised as being an Easter special or something, or perhaps it was supposed to be marking the 25th anniversary? Not entirely sure.
Haha, maybe this was a premonition of the Geek Week episode, although the details weren't very accurate.
There was a Knightmare element to one of my very random dreams last night. I was in a room full of people who were playing some complicated role-playing board game, and even though I wasn't interested in participating (I was in the corner trying to do a jigsaw instead), they insisted upon me taking a turn - specifically, Paul Valentine made me do it! He was there in character (and costume) as Motley, and brought the various bits & pieces over to where I was sitting - I had to roll a pair of dice, use the numbers to select two books from a set of twelve (all to do with the mythology of this fantasy universe), rip a page out of each book, and blindly point at a word on each page. Both of the words turned out to be names - "Eleanor" and something weird beginning with J, like "Jagnor"? - and it was Paul's job to interpret their significance to my character in the game. He said something about them finally discovering the name of my secret daughter, "Eleanor of Jagnor". I can't really make sense of it all now, but I was entertained by how perfectly in character he was in the dream! No idea what prompted his appearance in it. My alarm went off before anything else could happen.
I also had quite a funny dream a few weeks ago, in which Lord Fear was in my house, trying to find me and my best friend from first school. We tried hiding in the bathroom but the door had gone missing, so I attacked him instead, pouring a bottle of water over his head when he came out of the nearest bedroom. He was so flustered he didn't see who had done it, and did the same thing to my friend, thinking she was the culprit!
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I dreamt i saw Pickle on top of the pops. He was dressed like Boy George with dark green glittery eyeshadow on his eyelids and wearing a father ted waistcoat [the eurovision one]. The eyeshadow was stretched to a point and made him look more elf like. Pickle in my dream was a brilliant singer. He was singing this song on top of the pops called paradoxes and plotholes. I think that's what it was called as that's what the song was about. I can't remember the tune or the words now but at the time i knew all the words.
It was in my dream the knightmare theme tune. It was brilliant and had gems like paradoxes and plotholes never make no sense to me[chorus] and make sure you don't step in a plothole. it was about plotholes in tv and film and was very funny and a brilliant well written song. Think one line was watch you don't step in a plothole simon.
Later on in the dream i was at knightmare live with my dad and Pickle sung the song with his top of the pops gear on.[which was in the art galley in glasgow the one with the horse and the rider with the traffic cone on his head.] i knew all the words.
I woke up and went hunting that song before falling to find it and remembering it was a dream.
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[quote="Canadanne"
I also had quite a funny dream a few weeks ago, in which Lord Fear was in my house, trying to find me and my best friend from first school. We tried hiding in the bathroom but the door had gone missing, so I attacked him instead, pouring a bottle of water over his head when he came out of the nearest bedroom. He was so flustered he didn't see who had done it, and did the same thing to my friend, thinking she was the culprit![/quote]
i once dreamt that i was in glasgow and met Lord Fear in the works. I didn't know who he was and showed him a triceratops and told him that he looks like a triceratops. [which is true cause he does have you seen his giant frill around his neck] He cracked up and decided to chase me. He chased me into a couple of shops before i found costa coffee and ran into it. I bumped into Pickle and Treguard who decided to protect me from Lord Fear when i told them that had happened as in the words of Pickle [But he does look like a triceratops master. She only spoke truth. She only stated fact.] Pickle swapped my hair, eyebrows and ears with his making me look like an elf and Pickle look like a human. Lord Fear turned up at that point and asked the human looking Pickle if he had seen me. Pickle told him he hadn't. Lord Fear then seen my brown eyes looking at him and realised what had happened. As he was about to attack me Pickle made Lord Fear wet himself with a spell. Lord Fear was so embarrassed about wetting himself he went straight to the gents and stayed there for ages. Lissard had to fetch clean clothes for Lord Fear and he took ages. So long that i had time to have a cake and a hot chocolate before Pickle and Treguard took me to waterstones to get the book how to make friends with an elf. Its about elves and the social lives of elves. Then Treguard and Pickle walked me up to the bus station before Pickle restored my human features to normal and he went back to his old self again. Then the X34 bus pulled in and i got on it. As i sat down i noticed Lord Fear running up wearing baggy tartan trousers. Luckily the bus pulled away before he could get close. My last sight of Lord Fear before turning the corner was of him shaking his fist at me and his trousers falling down.
I woke up laughing like a hyena.
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I dreamt i saw Pickle on top of the pops. He was dressed like Boy George with dark green glittery eyeshadow on his eyelids and wearing a father ted waistcoat [the eurovision one]. The eyeshadow was stretched to a point and made him look more elf like. Pickle in my dream was a brilliant singer. He was singing this song on top of the pops called paradoxes and plotholes. I think that's what it was called as that's what the song was about. I can't remember the tune or the words now but at the time i knew all the words.
LOL, what a funny image! And it's so frustrating when you dream of a song in great detail and then forget most of it when you wake up...
[But he does look like a triceratops master. She only spoke truth. She only stated fact.]
I can so clearly hear Pickle saying that. Hilarious!
As i sat down i noticed Lord Fear running up wearing baggy tartan trousers. Luckily the bus pulled away before he could get close. My last sight of Lord Fear before turning the corner was of him shaking his fist at me and his trousers falling down.
I woke up laughing like a hyena.
Hahahaha, I love it when a dream is so funny that you laugh yourself awake!
You have the best dreams!
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Re: My Knightmare Dream
Post by Canadanne » Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:14 pm
Hahahaha, I love it when a dream is so funny that you laugh yourself awake!
You have the best dreams!
I know. I have some right crackers sometimes. I once had a funny dream about the wall monster Granitas. He had done the normal three riddles to this team of dafties who managed to get one of the answers right. They cheered when they got the third riddle right.
Then poor Granitas felt unwell. Treguard was alarmed until Granitas told him that "Granitas is pregnant".
Treguard became quite amused and laughed at that telling Granitas i thought you were male and told the team it might not be wise to stay too long as he [Granitas] might not be in the mood to give any tips.
As the team chose their two objects Granitas went into labour and Treguard told the team that he didn't know much about wall monster birth but it might be wiser to go quickly as it could be messy. The team decided to stay and help with the birth using their dungeoneer as a midwife.
Just before the birth a hole opened up where the nose should be and the baby wall monster came out of it looking like a lump of lava. The dungeoneer caught it and the next thing we heard DONG and saw the skull crack and the eyes roll away.
We then heard Treguard remark. "Well that's the first time i've seen a wall monster give birth before. That was very noble of your dungeoneer to help Granitas have his/her baby. Shame that wall monsters start out as a hot molten rock. But then we didn't know that. Did we?"
We then see the new born wall monster who now looks like Igneous [who turns out to be the dad] beside his mum Granitas. Treguard dismissed the team and turned to the camera after it.
"Well that was a strange adventure. Let's hope the next team do a lot better. The dungeon wins and challenges still. Enter stranger." I woke up at this point so i never seen the next team do their quest.
It was so funny that i woke up needing to pee.
I had been wondering about how baby wall monsters were born a couple of nights before i had this dream. I don't know why Granitas had the kid in my dream! I mean he's male right!
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Then poor Granitas felt unwell. Treguard was alarmed until Granitas told him that "Granitas is pregnant".
Treguard became quite amused and laughed at that telling Granitas i thought you were male and told the team it might not be wise to stay too long as he [Granitas] might not be in the mood to give any tips.
As the team chose their two objects Granitas went into labour and Treguard told the team that he didn't know much about wall monster birth but it might be wiser to go quickly as it could be messy.
Just before the birth a hole opened up where the nose should be and the baby wall monster came out of it looking like a lump of lava. The dungeoneer caught it and the next thing we heard DONG and saw the skull crack and the eyes roll away.
We then heard Treguard remark. "Well that's the first time i've seen a wall monster give birth before. That was very noble of your dungeoneer to help Granitas have his/her baby. Shame that wall monsters start out as a hot molten rock. But then we didn't know that. Did we?"
We then see the new born wall monster who now looks like Igneous [who turns out to be the dad]
Amazing!
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Had another dream about Pickle last night. In fact i think it was two dreams mashed together. I dream that Knightmare had a interactive DVD out and on the bonus features it had a learn elvish feature. You could be tested on elvish by talking to an elf. While playing on the bonus features i had pressed the talk to an elf option by mistake. Opps. I tried to guess what Pickle was saying and kept picking the insult option by mistake when i wanted to say a nice thing. This happened three times. He started sobbing and i got a scroll come up that said. That was a bit rude. Be a bit more considerate to elves in future. I then whispered. Sorry there Pickle that i upset you. I'm trying to learn this language. And i don't have a clue what to click or anything. I then played a quest and that's when the dream changed for i was now watching a episode of a new series of Knightmare. I saw this team impress Pickle with the phrase. "We know how to talk elvish." They then told him that his hair smelled like a toilet and that his mother had a head like a camel in elvish. It came up in subtitles. Pickle was very annoyed and offended. "How dare you say that my mother has a camel head. You leave my poor mother out of this. And just so you know it is apple shampoo i use not that other thing you are saying." Treguard asked Pickle "What the other thing they had told him was." "Master they just told me that my hair smells like a toilet and it doesn't." Treguard calmed Pickle down by telling him that i'm sure they didn't mean to call you those things. They are only joking with you. Have a bit of banter back Pickle. The team [that were on level 2] then faced this challenge where they had to cross a bridge Pickle gave them a tip on how to cross but they didn't listen to it and nearly ran out of time before realizing that Pickle had given them a tip and finally listened and made it across just in time before finding food then it froze in the way it does at the end of each episode and Pickle told Treguard that if they were rude to him again he would not give them any more help in their quest. Treguard told Pickle that its in your contract to help the teams. Pickle then decided. "Ok. I'll help them but no more rudeness. Master." We jumped to the next episode and treguard gave his rundown of the quest.
Sadly the dream ended at this point so i don't know if Pickle helped them any more or if they were rude to him again. I felt like i wanted to tell that team say sorry to Pickle at once or he might force you to work on your own and give Pickle a hug.
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