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Makaay's Riddle!

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    Roy_Makaay
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    Silence netbound creatures, I may have but a few posts but my magic will end everyone of your quests. Turn and face me intruders. Three mysteries I seek and here is my first.

    In days long gone

    He sang his song

    "Hello" he chanted loud

    Knights did scorned

    His taste in Porn

    Of which he is not proud

    Who is this filthy coward?

    Here is my second...

    The voice of an angel did sing so sweet

    Yet now over a dancing beat

    Dull, Irate and overweight

    She believes the world is at her feet

    A swearing sound at the wheelchair bound

    Her reputation has gone down

    With a thug at her side and some cake in her mouth

    Who is this "angel" that is so round?

    Answer! name it now!

    here is my third...

    Dutch of birth

    Spanish by trade

    A bright future of football made

    In la liga his netting never stops

    Who is this player who's at the top?

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      Arcengal
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      The second one is Charlotte Church.

      Now tell me my quest. : p

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        pickle
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        😮 I reckon the first is you

        the second is jade goody(bb)

        the third is patrick kluivert

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          MPK
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          The first is Gary Glitter, the second is Charlotte Church, dunno bout three.

          I shuld still get some information for 2 tho.....

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            Lowebo
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            Gary Glitter

            Charlotte Church

            Roy Makaay

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Gawds, these wall monsters take so long to respond nowadays. At least Brangwen shouts FALSEHOOD at me quickly when I try to steal bones from her beloved table, dearie.

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                Lowebo
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                I know, its awful. Imagine if i was there - id talk the wallmonster back, just to get rid of me again

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                  Roy_Makaay
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                  If you answered

                  Gary Glitter

                  Charlotte Church

                  and Roy Makaay

                  TRUTH ACCEPTED

                  3 is the score

                  you may learn more

                  More then fish can be caught within these halls

                  you can catch herpies off Velda

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                    Malefact
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                    Eeeaaauuuurrrrrrgggghhhhh!

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                      Lowebo
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                      Ooh... Nasty

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