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    sozboz
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    I think about 8-10 years from now is when a lot of original Knightmare fans will have kids old enough to watch it. THAT's when the Knightmare revival will begin.

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    • TheMightyMartinT
      TheMightyMartinT
      TheMightyMartin
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      Yeah. It's a shame it'd take that long. Hopefully by that time Knightmare will be remembered in the same way as shows such as Thunderbirds and the like.

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        Fidjit
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        Congrats to you mate! When he/she gets older you can show them this topic and say that its all to do with them

        Good luck mate!

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        • TheMightyMartinT
          TheMightyMartinT
          TheMightyMartin
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          Cheers mate!

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          • WhiteFloatingSkullW
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            WhiteFloatingSkull
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            I'd give you a complimentary haunting for that wedding plan, but My agent told me not to do those anymore...that poor little girl will never be the same.

            Apparently, lawsuits are a pretty effective countermeasure to a phantasm these days...good thing the dungeoneers never knew that back in the day! :3

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              http://www.myspace.com/icklething

              EDIT: And no, we are not going to call it Treguard, Motley, Sidriss, Pickle, Malice, Skarkill, Lissard, Hordriss, Gretel, Folly, Granitas... etc.

              But you did like the sound of Lillith? I hope she is doing well.

              A true Knightmare baby ultrasound should surely look like this. And I can't finish this post without linking to one of my favourite Knightmare puns.

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                All being well, my wife will be giving birth to the latest KM fan in early March...

                For a baby to be considered a true Knightmare baby, arguably a grand gesture should be made on Day One. Like, say, secretly cueing up the goblin horn sound on a smartphone and then playing it during the birth.

                Chris, does your wife check the forum? More seriously, I hope all is going well.

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                  GranitasIsCute
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                  I was born 15 minutes before Series 7 Episode 8 first aired... does that mean I was a Knightmare baby?

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                    Mashibinbin
                    Staff
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                    Only if you were delivered in the antechamber

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                    • HobGoblinH
                      HobGoblinH
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                      Staff
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                      Drassil Wrote:

                      For a baby to be considered a true Knightmare baby, arguably a grand gesture should be made on Day One. Like, say, secretly cueing up the goblin horn sound on a smartphone and then playing it during the birth.

                      Chris, does your wife check the forum? More seriously, I hope all is going well.

                      All going well thanks. Due date is 7 weeks today - yikes!

                      I dread to think what the consequences would be if I introduced Knightmare based frivolity to the delivery room. Divorce and GBH would be the least of it!

                      That said, I have been considering spells that might be useful during labour - ENERGY and SPEED spring to mind, and probably MEDAL when it's all over!

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                        pjmlfc05
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                        Drassil Wrote:

                        For a baby to be considered a true Knightmare baby, arguably a grand gesture should be made on Day One. Like, say, secretly cueing up the goblin horn sound on a smartphone and then playing it during the birth.

                        Chris, does your wife check the forum? More seriously, I hope all is going well.

                        All going well thanks. Due date is 7 weeks today - yikes!

                        I dread to think what the consequences would be if I introduced Knightmare based frivolity to the delivery room. Divorce and GBH would be the least of it!

                        That said, I have been considering spells that might be useful during labour - ENERGY and SPEED spring to mind, and probably MEDAL when it's all over!

                        Don't forget DRINK at some point too! I certainly needed one after my Daughter was born!

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          Just make sure there are no uncorked bottles of Fast Backwards potion in the delivery room. And if you intend to be present for all the formative milestones, don't take your cue from Scott's team of Series 3, who, after all, missed the first step.

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                            Skarkill
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                            Congratulations to you and Emma, Martin.

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                            • HobGoblinH
                              HobGoblinH
                              HobGoblin
                              Staff
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                              Thought it was about time I introduced Hobgoblin Jr (also known as Henry).

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                                MystaraM
                                Mystara
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                                https://www.twicetwice.co.uk/

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                                  Mashibinbin
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                                  Methinks Tiny has strong competition for being the most beloved Knightmare Hobgoblin

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    #22

                                    Welcome, Henry. With a name like yours, you'll appreciate Series 6 when they go for the crown twice in succession.

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                                      Gretel
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                                      Aw Henry is a lovely name.

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                                        Pooka
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                                        It's always good to start 'em young...

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