Knightmare Crush
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I say Skarkill's easily the best looking. I think he's lov...no, I won't say 'cause i'll get slapped for making three bad puns in one day. But like I say, Skarky gets my vote!
Don't even think of saying that line!!!
Or Else........
"I'LL CLAP THE IRONS ON YER."
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............LOVELY."
( Nice to know He has other fans.)
I like Skarkill as well. As a friend i mean. I see him as the big brother i never had. I do think he is very good looking and reminds me of Thorne from Splatalot. I think me and him have things in common. Well maybe a couple of things. I felt sorry for him when Lord Fear was telling him off for asking for more money.
I have been treated badly in the past by my peers because i am different from my peers. I am the kind of girl who would try to make friends with everyone even when Treguard is hiding behind his chair in a state of fear and worry thinking..... What is she doing now.... Playing with goblins..... Pickle fetch her back at once.
I would try to make friends with Skarkill's goblins and pet them as well if they wanted to be petted. Has anyone ever petted a goblin before? Did they live to tell the tale? Are they hairy and rough or soft and smooth? I have a way with animals and all the local cats and dogs love me to pet them.
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In all honesty I don't find any of the ladies on Knightmare attractive. Don't get me wrong some of them are cute and all but there's something about each and every one of them that would drive me potty.
There again at least Aesandre can keep the fridge cold if it broke down
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Ok let's just pick one Knightmare lady at random, Stiletta, yeah don't know why I picked her at all! whistles nonchalantly >
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In all honesty I don't find any of the ladies on Knightmare attractive. Don't get me wrong some of them are cute and all but there's something about each and every one of them that would drive me potty.
There again at least Aesandre can keep the fridge cold if it broke down
I wish I could explain why I'm laughing so hard at that last line... Hoo boy.
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I wish I could explain why I'm laughing so hard at that last line... Hoo boy.
If there's one thing I've learned in life don't trust a fridge bought from the British Heart Foundation! Although I will admit that it was in good cause.
Someone gets a successful heart operation and I get a mouthful of cheesy milk It makes you feel warm inside
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I wish I could explain why I'm laughing so hard at that last line... Hoo boy.
If there's one thing I've learned in life don't trust a fridge bought from the British Heart Foundation! Although I will admit that it was in good cause.
Someone gets a successful heart operation and I get a mouthful of cheesy milk It makes you feel warm inside
Oh dear...
At least you had free cheese?
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