Parody of The Whole Of The Moon by The Waterboys

[Drassil]

How dungeoneers' experiences differ from advisors'. Based on The Whole Of The Moon by The Waterboys. Lyrics, original song

He said, "Enter, stranger"

Me first, then in you came

We were questioned

And we gave our names

I wandered out in the realm for days

While you helped keep me from doom

I wore the helmet

You saw the whole of the room

The whole of the room

You were there in the castle

And we froze at the peals

We met in the green room

And the canteen for meals

Tried not to die, today, too soon

You saw the whole of the room

I was grounded

You watched Smirky's flight

I saw no difference with FLARE

You saw the light

I saw the long hefty habit

you saw Brother Mace

I wore the helmet

You saw the whole of the place

I didn't see wings

You saw bats

I walked and I ran and I jumped

You just sat

I reached

You saw runes

I met Elita

You saw the cavern elf moon

The cavern elf moon

With the food in my knapsack

From the tables and floors

My Life Force is topped up

But I can't find the doors

When I get there, cameras may zoom

In from the whole of the room

The whole of the room

Goblin horns and cavernwights, giant cogs and gears

Treguard, towers and talismans

A hallway full of spears

Hags, rags, ferryboats, samurai and swords

Every precious dream and vision our time could afford

You guided my progress

With the blue all around

We quested together

Four of us bound

If this chamber's our tomb

You've seen the whole of the room

[Canadanne]

Ha, this is clever! Surprised no-one has thought of doing this before, it seems so obvious in hindsight.