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    Drassil
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    1. Correct. Series 7 Episode 6.

    2. Not that one. There was a blade involved and it moved violently.

    3. That's the one.

    4. Correct. Episode 5 of Series 1. And that's all of Series 1 covered!

    Further into the (')90s:

    1. Bag of Nerve

    2. Chris and Makeup

    3. Fried Green Warlocks In The Wish-He'll-Stop Dungeon

    4. Michael Taking

    5. But Instinct

    6. Market Farces

    7. Brollychon

    8. Lows and Highs

    9. Losing Status

    10. Oak and Dagger

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      84. Stabs in the Dark - is it the one with the sword haunting that killed off Cliff?

      91. Bag of Nerve - the Series 5 episode where they use the BAG spell to capture Elita's voice?

      92. Chris and Makeup - the first Chris that sprang to mind was from Series 6, maybe when he's disguised as a witch?

      93. Fried Green Warlocks In The Wish-He'll-Stop Dungeon - must be when Hordriss gets fireballed by Grimaldine?

      94. Michael Taking - could be from any point in Series 8 Mike's quest! I'd guess his second episode with Snapper-Jack and then his death.

      95. But Instinct - surely Helen's death when they didn't use the BUT spell.

      96. Market Farces - I'm guessing this will be a Series 6 episode. I'll have a stab at the first one where Scaramonger is trying to sell Matt an invisible sword!

      97. Brollychon - probably the one where Ben uses that pronunciation when asked for the password.

      100. Oak and Dagger - the one where Oakley advises Helen regarding the magic dagger?

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        Drassil
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        1. Correct. Series 3 episode 3.

        2. Yes. Episode 12 of Series 5. 'Nerve' refers to the let-off when the team tried to cast BAG on a haunting, but in retrospect it could also refer to the cheek of the voice that ended up being bagged! (91 is an episode from 1991 and so on.)

        3. Yes. The penultimate (14th) episode of Series 6. Chris' other episode was 9. Dragon Dropping.

        4. Correct. Series 7 episode 4. A play on the book and film Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café.

        5. Right quest, though the episode I had in mind was Mike's penultimate one: Series 8 episode 6.

        6. Actually... yes, that is the one. Series 4 episode 3.

        7. This was indeed a reference to an episode involving an encounter with market traders, but not Matt's: that was 37. Getting Caught in the Reign. For this one, there's a clue in the number I chose.

        8. Yes. Though as I recall, Ben was misinformed! Series 7 episode 9 it was.

        9. Same series, different episode. The answer lies in the wordplay.

        Some clues for other two:

        98 refers to the low of descending through the levels followed by the ultimate high as never seen on Knightmare before!

        99 refers to an episode in which one team spent most of their quest in losing status and were then followed by another team that ended up in losing status for about three different reasons! (That was my interpretation anyway.)

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          96. Market Farces - is it Ben's encounter with the rival traders?

          98. Lows and Highs - presumably Mark's winning quest?

          99. Losing Status - the second half of your clue makes me think Douglas; is it Series 3 episode 9, with doomed crayonless Kelly?

          100. Oak and Dagger - the one with the assassin in Alistair's quest?

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            Canadanne
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            Did you have any more episode titles to guess, David?

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              Drassil
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              Thanks for the prompt and sorry for my extended period of forgetfulness, which was much longer than I'd realised.

              1. Correct. Series 6 Episode 9.

              2. Presumably and definitely! Series 2 Episode 5.

              3. Series 3 Episode 9 it is. For me, the definitive 'losing status' episode.

              4. The Helen & Oakley episode was 38. Helen Goes Bananas. Think about this one in silence...

              Here are the last batch, covering the episodes that haven't come up yet. It turns out that I put Insult Cellar as 33 and 49, so there's a replacement 49 below.

              1. Empty Vessels

              2. Shivery Chivalry

              3. Droppings

              4. Honey Trap

              5. Mettle, meddle, metal, medal

              6. Gwenerosity

              7. The Path Less Trodden

              8. Filleted

              9. Thorne in Their Side

              10. TINY Tim

              11. Falling Between Two Stools

              12. Wake Him Up Ten Days Before September Ends

              13. FFS (For Fays' Sake)

              14. Back to Hearth

              With 113 in total rather than 112, it's fair to assume that the Geek Week episode is in there somewhere.

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                I only just remembered this thread myself!

                Ah OK, 100 must be Nicola's lunch with Brother Mace and his new friend.

                My first thought for 49 is Anthony offering Lillith the empty humbug jar?

                101 could be the last episode of Series 5 or one of the episodes with Ben in Winteria... is it Ben's winning episode?

                My first thought for 102 is Richard and the pigeon poo, but it could have several other meanings.

                103 must refer to either Olaf or Skarkill being given honey. I can't remember which ones we've done already, so I'll just guess the Skarkill incident!

                Does 104 relate to Jamie's quest with the MEDAL spell?

                I initially thought 105 would be a Greystagg episode, but I'm wondering if it could be the one where Gwendoline rewards Alex for a single correct riddle after saying he would need to score at least two.

                107 seems likely to be the one with Mike's team filleting a Skeletron.

                108 must be a Barry episode. Have we done the Series 7 finale?

                I think Giles was given a TINY spell in the last episode of Series 4 - does 109 refer to that?

                110 is Ben's failure to use the Darkness powder in Series 7, I think.

                I thought 111 might be the Geek Week episode, but that was uploaded in August so I guess not! Maybe Geek Week is 113?

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                  Is 111 perhaps the episode in Series 8 where Smirkenorff wakes up for the first time?

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                    Drassil
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                    I only just remembered this thread myself!

                    Ah OK, 100 must be Nicola's lunch with Brother Mace and his new friend.

                    My first thought for 49 is Anthony offering Lillith the empty humbug jar?

                    101 could be the last episode of Series 5 or one of the episodes with Ben in Winteria... is it Ben's winning episode?

                    My first thought for 102 is Richard and the pigeon poo, but it could have several other meanings.

                    103 must refer to either Olaf or Skarkill being given honey. I can't remember which ones we've done already, so I'll just guess the Skarkill incident!

                    Does 104 relate to Jamie's quest with the MEDAL spell?

                    I initially thought 105 would be a Greystagg episode, but I'm wondering if it could be the one where Gwendoline rewards Alex for a single correct riddle after saying he would need to score at least two.

                    107 seems likely to be the one with Mike's team filleting a Skeletron.

                    108 must be a Barry episode. Have we done the Series 7 finale?

                    I think Giles was given a TINY spell in the last episode of Series 4 - does 109 refer to that?

                    110 is Ben's failure to use the Darkness powder in Series 7, I think.

                    I thought 111 might be the Geek Week episode, but that was uploaded in August so I guess not! Maybe Geek Week is 113?

                    1. Yes, Series 4 Episode 6.

                    Anthony and Lillith was 34. The Writing on the Wall. 49 refers to a different Series 2 team.

                    1. Yes, it's the victory episode (9) from Series 5.

                    102 is from Series 7.

                    1. Skarkill it is. Series 5 Episode 13.

                    2. It does indeed. Series 2 Episode 11.

                    3. You wondered correctly! Series 5 Episode 11.

                    4. That's the one. Series 8 Episode 7. Also a reference to Knightmare itself being filleted by a liberty-taking quest.

                    5. We have: 15. That's How we Troll. This one is the episode before.

                    6. Yes. And to Knightmare's creator. And to A Christmas Carol. Series 4 Episode 16.

                    7. Spot on. Series 7 Episode 10.

                    111 does refer to a sleeping character, but not Treguard. It also refers to a transmission date, and to a song by Green Day. Who on Knightmare would appreciate a green day?

                    112 is from Series 6.

                    1. Yes. A reference to the one-episode post-8th series revival of another great show.

                    I also thought of another possible title for Series 8 Episode 1: The Set-Alight Game.

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                      I'll round this off with a full list of the episode titles I came up with. To remind yourself what happened in each episode, you can use the links in the Episode Thread Index.

                      Series 1

                      1.01: Knight and David

                      1.02: Bomb, Comb, Tomb

                      1.03: Spellcast First, Answer Questions Later

                      1.04: The Idiots' Lantern

                      1.05: Keyhole Surgery

                      1.06: Get Well Soon

                      1.07: Insult Cellar

                      1.08: Level Three

                      Series 2

                      2.01: Glove's Labours Lost

                      2.02: Have a Little Wraith

                      2.03: Going, Going, Gorgon or Gorgon's Alive!

                      2.04: Today's Enemies

                      2.05: Lows and Highs

                      2.06: Downplaying

                      2.07: Truth and Neil

                      2.08: Epic Vale

                      2.09: Empty Vessels

                      2.10: Spare the Rod

                      2.11: Mettle, meddle, metal, medal

                      2.12: Pie to Two Figures

                      2.13: Dark and Light

                      2.14: The Writing on the Wall

                      2.15: Twist of Fade

                      2.16: Must Fly

                      Series 3

                      3.01: The Quick and The Dead

                      3.02: When Grimwolds Collide

                      3.03: Stabs in the Dark

                      3.04: Star Trek

                      3.05: L-E-O Speedwagon

                      3.06: The Path Less Trodden

                      3.07: The One where Ross Finds Out

                      3.08: The Travelling Companion

                      3.09: Losing Status

                      3.10: Doug, Himself a Hole

                      3.11: Mind the Gap

                      3.12: Maids, Mages and Mills

                      3.13: Do Goblins Dream of Emetic Sheep?

                      3:14: Boo

                      3:15: A Short Way to Go

                      3.16: Speeding Up, Slowing Down or All Stunningly, Timelessly Good Things...

                      Series 4

                      4.01: Helen Goes Bananas

                      4.02: Cule Britannia

                      4.03: But Instinct

                      4.04: Hun, Two, Tree, Adore

                      4.05: Run, Forest, Run

                      4.06: Oak and Dagger

                      4.07: Abandon Rope all ye who Enter Here

                      4.08: In a Pickle

                      4.09: The Man who Fell to Mirth or Trip Advisor

                      4.10: Opposites Detract

                      4.11: From Little Acorns

                      4.12: Hares of the Dog

                      4.13: Malice Aforethought

                      4.14: The Quest Medicine

                      4.15: Hurry while Stocks Last

                      4.16: TINY Tim

                      Series 5

                      5.01: Bee Very Afraid

                      5.02: Spring Forward, Fall Back

                      5.03: Wake him up Ten Days before September Ends

                      5.04: Brightlight

                      5.05: Knight Knight

                      5.06: Slow-Acting Faceache Relief

                      5.07: Free the Dunshelm One

                      5.08: Proof of ID

                      5.09: Shivery Chivalry

                      5.10: The Jenna Ration Game

                      5.11: Gwenerosity

                      5.12: Bag of Nerve

                      5.13: Honey Trap

                      5.14: Unfair Trade or The Changeling or Faerie Trade[/i]

                      5.15: Duncan Doughnuts

                      5.16: Icicle Grace

                      Series 6

                      6.01: Getting Caught in the Reign

                      6.02: Sly and the Samurai

                      6.03: Cathay Specific

                      6.04: Gamblers Anonymous

                      6.05: Carrot and Shtick

                      6.06: Ocean's Elven

                      6.07: Jester Minute

                      6.08: Work for Idle Hands

                      6.09: Market Farces

                      6.10: Passing the Puck

                      6.11: For Crown and Dungeon or Splashes to Splashes

                      6.12: FFS (For Fays' Sake)

                      6.13: Sophia and yet So Far

                      6.14: Chris and Makeup

                      6.15: Dragon Dropping

                      Series 7

                      7.01: Moonset

                      7.02: Old Aged Mutant Racing Tortoise

                      7.03: Higher or Lower

                      7.04: Fried Green Warlocks in the Wish-He'll-Stop Dungeon

                      7.05: Shadowed

                      7.06: Strange Olde Worldes

                      7.07: Droppings

                      7.08: On yer Spike

                      7.09: Brollychon

                      7.10: Falling Between Two Stools

                      7.11: The Trouble with Tipples

                      7.12: The Gamesters of Triskelion

                      7.13: Smartbottom's Up

                      7.14: Thorne in their Side

                      7.15: That's How We Troll or Game of Thornes

                      Series 8

                      8.01: Howse M.D. (Made Dinner) or The Set-Alight Game

                      8.02: OMG (Opposition Monopoly Game)

                      8.03: OMFG (Outwardly Magical Fear Guise)

                      8:04: If you Prick Us...

                      8:05: Blonde Bombshell

                      8.06: Michael Taking

                      8.07: Filleted

                      8.08: Enter, Stranges

                      8.09: Cutting your Losses

                      8.10: Tiny Minds or They Think it's Oliver...

                      Knightmare VR pilot: Pandora's Blocks

                      Geek Week: Back to Hearth

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