Parody of Chains of Love by Erasure
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An uncertain dungeoneer is faced with a clue table that includes a glove made of a metal mesh. His advisors encourage him to take it by referring to previous quests such as Series 6 Quest 3 and Series 3 Quest 3. Based on Chains of Love by Erasure (1988). Lyrics, video
How can I decide when there are four things I can choose?
How can I decide which ones get chosen?
Do you remember there was a time
When Lord Fear in the quest was thwarted hand in glove in hand?
He tried to reach out with his talons
Make a grab for Alan
Gauntlet stopped his grab-on
Throw it down, wear it or hold it
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
Pick it up, pick it up
Together with one other object, take the chain-mail glove
Do you remember once upon a time
When there were open doors?
A long evasion of Grimwold
And they threw the gauntlet down for Velda
Then Grimwold beheld her
They're hardly Link and Zelda
Throw it down, wear it or hold it
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
Pick it up, pick it up
Together with one other object, take the chain-mail glove
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
How can I be sure when there's a table full of clues?
Why is it the glove which should get chosen?
It could be used to hide a bad scab
Stop things getting madcap
Be the Hand of Atrab
Throw it down, wear it or hold it
Together we'll take this chain-mail glove
Pick it up, pick it up
Together with one other object, take the chain-mail glove...
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