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Parody of You Might by Nik Kershaw

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    This is about the five uses of a certain spell in Series 3 and 4. Based on You Might by Nik Kershaw (1984). Audio

    Level 3 in Series 3

    Past the stained glass window

    It is not DISMISS you'll get

    For an almost-win though

    Imagining what might have been

    If you'd got the riddle

    Had you known of Avebury

    Bombardier or Hercules

    UNITE for a dungeeoner

    Who faced Mogdred with no fear

    But missed the path out of here

    UNITE after you dropped

    UNITE if you're Martin Toole

    Who came far from shark in pool

    Morghanna zapped fire so cruel

    UNITE after she shot

    Free the fool, take Malice down

    When her face has your way barred

    Get UNITE and give the crown

    To Merlin and to Treguard

    And if a phase shift cuts you off

    Could get UNITE also

    No time to win but never fear

    You're going home with Christmas cheer

    UNITE if you're Dickon Hares

    Your FLIGHT spell, Chris, goes nowhere

    Giles might be caught unawares

    Yuletide (except it's not)

    U-N-I-T-E

    You're on ITV

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