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Parody of Gotta get away by Jackie Trent & Tony Hatch

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    Mashibinbin
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    After hearing that Steve Coogan might be bringing back The Persuaders! I was suitably convinced to revise this jaunty little number from the original. It mostly focuses on beating a certain 8 legged arachnid but also ends with the futility of going for one particular quest object...enjoy!

    This ol' forest's a getting sticky

    Feel the spider is gaining on me

    every way

    Spells can give me faster motion

    We could drink a strange looking potion

    Cannot stay

    Like a gazelle we're deftly gaining

    Tree stump objects close by

    And then we play our Joker card

    Say goodbye

    Make our getaway

    Once we're heading down the track

    Make our getaway

    There's never any turning back

    Make a getaway

    Where the sky is purple above

    When Ariadne descends from above

    Gotta get away

    Leave behind the webstrewn lair

    We can find Level 3 together

    If we can pay

    Pay the Boatman some denomination

    Heading for our destination

    Far away

    We sure showed that chamber of extraction

    Merlin even gave us Mercury's shoe

    And bring your advisors

    Waiting there for me and you

    Gotta get away

    Once we're heading down the track

    Gotta get away

    There's never any turning back

    Gotta get away

    Where the sky is purple above

    When all you have is some silly glove

    Gotta get away

    So we've beat blades, but not a tertiary door

    Don't we get a chance for more?

    We almost got the cup to see

    Christmas is close by

    Now we're saying bye

    This ol' forest's a getting sticky

    Feel the spider is gaining on me

    every way

    Spells can give me faster motion

    We could drink a strange looking potion

    Cannot stay

    Like a gazelle we're deftly gaining

    Tree stump objects close by

    And then we play our Joker card

    Say goodbye

    Make our getaway

    Once we're heading down the track

    Make our getaway

    The chalice never gets brought back

    Come what may

    Where the quest objects to choose are above

    When Pickle tries to advise from above

    Choose differently!

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      Drassil
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      A nice surprise to read a new Knightmare song parody from someone other than me for the first time since... let me check... December 2016! I like the way you've built it around "no turning back".

      I can't recall hearing the original song before. It reminds me of the 'urban myth' that:

      Myth: The Knightmare theme tune was written by Tony Hatch.

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        Mashibinbin
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        Thankyou, a combination of having minimal free time, real life events and sheer frustration at not getting one to feel right has been the reason for my absence here. Hopefully now inspiration has finally broke through it can continue a little sooner next time.

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